Funny comebacks

am not, you are.

or douche followed by any 2 syllabe word : douchecannon, douchejungle, doucheconoe, douchenozzle

or just hilarious little kid comebacks, like sticking out your tounge and putting your hand up[ to your nose and wigggling your fingers.

people never know what to say back.
 
cock jockey is always a winner

I hate when i think of an awesome comeback like 5 minutes later! It pisses me off so much
 
sometimes with girls i give little obscure observations about their appearance that may or may not be trueex. your eyes are too far apart, they stress about it forever if they are the type of girl id be mean to in the first place
 
Im a fan of following anything they say up with what they said...

EX:THEY SAY: Get a job YOU SAY: You get a job !
 
i use that one aton also, when people pull the "psh cool shoes joe" best comeback is "cool face at least i can get new shoes" i use that a ton because i wear obnoxious shit
 
Nut gobbling gootch monster

ass spelunker

i'ma cum up your butt while your sleeping! is a good one...

fuck you! is the best comeback ever

or talk about how hot their sister is, i do that a lot
 
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!!!



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tell them your going to skully them, or my personal favorite,, tell them if they dont shut up you will smack them in the face with your raptor cock
 
so the other day i was wearing my NS scarf (and lets face it, they look pretty homo) and this gangster dude at my school said i looked like fag. so my comeback was "no, you look like a fag!"and then i ran away of course. (true story)
 
Girl: Cunt, slut, dyke...trust me, these work.

Guy: Chad, homo, ChadBroChill, jockotron...just because those guido/jock types are the only ones I'd ever need to insult.
 
i usually use what they said against them and then it doesnt always make sence so i fail badly
 
Anything with ya mum or your face.

You cum dumpster for a girl

cockmuncher for a guy.

You're gay

or something using big words tha tstumps them
 
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