funny city names in your state

[PowderCanuck]

In BC there used to be a town called 'Spuzzum'. It was a gas station and three houses. But it burned down a few years ago.

it was always fun to drive through Spuzzum cuz you would see the 'Entering Spuzzum' sign and about 5 seconds later you'd see the 'Now leaving Spuzzum' (or whatever they say) sign.

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Screw this I'm going skiing

 

[420jibber420]

Ontario canada, Beaverton and there is a whole area called Queen's Bush

 

[SammyBK]

Not exactly a town, just a place with a couple stores and a bar - Wankers Corner, OR.

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Representin Hood at Mammoth

 

[$$SPINNERS$$]

high level, elk point, rockey mountain house all in alberta

roles royce is a car to be driven in, bentley is a car to drive

saying that something is so hot right now is so hot right now

 

[Public_Enemy0255]

Cashmere ha washington ha

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 

[fourdskate]

truth or consequences, NM

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan

 

[skeebum]

punkydoodle corners, ontario

...so take a shower and shine your shoes

 

[eastcoast_skier_1080]

goshin VA

 

[Stowe24]

eh all the cities and massachusetts

 

[ScratchCobra66]

Hell isint in upper michigan.

Climax. Pleasure.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 

[12ParkRat60]

INTERCOURSE pa all the way, I'm pissed i lost my keychain with that on it

He who hesitates masturbates

 

[lineskier610]

in dirty jersey across the deleware river is buttzville nj

it's a league game smokey

 

[bcboy]

Stalker, PA

Steeze its whats for dinner

 

[bcboy]

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hall/8701/townname.htm

Steeze its whats for dinner

 

[sherLocke]

quoge, hardscrabble, speonk, haleside, mineola. all in NY

'I thought i was going to dead.'

-Charles Gagnier

 

[three60mute]

Athol, ID

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First one on the lift, last one off.

The Homework Cult: where skiers help other skiers get good grades so everyone can ski! Message me if you want an invite.

 

[Crystalrossi]

la push WA and just for kirsten, enumclaw

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DETONATION

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NWFT

 

[SkiBumDreams]

in michigan you cant forget about Paradise located in the middle of the upper penninsula hardly what most would call paradise!

 

[Astomp]

Lapine, Brothers, Sisters, Boring, Oregon City Hebo,andthats all i can think of for now.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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[221]

Rimbey, alberta

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221

 

[MARCHILLY]

los banos, CA.

 

[wilkesyachtingco]

well, mammothpunks beat me to weed... oddly enough its a really beautiful town. however, of mice and men was set down in solano. i think they either came from weed, or went up there at the very end...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 

[J.D.]

I should point out that powdercanuck totally stole my Spuzzum thing from the previous page, and would like to take this opportunity to declare war on him as my new e-archnemesis. You'll get what's coming to you, you bastard... mark my words.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...

 

[skiierman]

The Most Comprehensive List of Rediculous Town Names on the Internet, Enjoy.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004

 

[1080bio]

gaysville vermont is like 20 miles from killington

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 

[skogenjake]

gaylord and hell

Im now Libertarian.

Michael Badnarik (Lib.) 390,542 votes.

whats up now bitches! we beat the socialists! remember to chill!

 

[skogenjake]

gaylord and hell

Im now Libertarian.

Michael Badnarik (Lib.) 390,542 votes.

whats up now bitches! we beat the socialists! remember to chill!

 

[Lé.Skiing]

In Newfoundland Canada theres a town called Dildo.

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 

[LittleDevil720]

Hershey

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 

[FLGators0621]

SOUTH PARK!!!!!

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!

 

[uuhno]

effingham and freedom new hampshire

FRZGene - Wow you are the man. And by 'the man', I mean 'not the man'.

 

[Anathema]

Bastard, Ontario

Bond Head, Ontario

Butt, Ontario

Cankerville, Ontario

Crotch Lake, Ontario

Dummer, Ontario

Funnybone Lake, Ontario

Gore Bay, Ontario

Ingolf, Ontario

Middlesex, Ontario

Moose Factory, Ontario

Nipissing, Ontario

Nottawa, Ontario

Nowhere Island, Ontario

Old Woman Bay, Ontario

Oldmans Pocket, Ontario

Pickle Lake, Ontario

Pooh Lake, Ontario

Proton, Ontario

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario

Sucker Creek, Ontario

Stinking Lake, Ontario

Wawa, Ontario

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'This is not an option nigga. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem'



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -

 

[ATLskier]

cumming, Georgia

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs

 

[skiierman]

uuhno, Effingham is soo sick.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004

 

[$bhill$]

Flint Michigan I dunno Im from VA Hagerstown i dunno im not gay or anything.

BLUNT

IIIIFRNT

 

[lanks]

punkeydoodles corners ontario made me laugh

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze

 

[montageskier]

Wow this is old, but i found another one. Bird In Hand PA.

 

[bitchassphatz]

Bakerville, Colorado

 

[[~_~]]

you forgot Igigik, Alaska!

 

[Liam.]

i dont live in maryland but i did like a thing with my church and we went through a town called Crapo

 

[timmi]

beaverton ontario.

ballsack ontario

ok. i madethe last one up.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Mianus, Connecticut, which appeared on Jackass.

Washington State has a lot of weird Indian names, like Nooksak, Humptulips, Cowlitz, Chuckanut, and others. Here are the best I found when I delved into Wikipedia: Dildo, Newfoundland and Fucking, Austrailia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ImageildoNewfoundland.jpg

 

[garrett.]

alaska

unalaska

prude-ho bay

unalakleet

illiamna

kotzebue

kigluiak

deadman

yeah we have some fucked up names

 

[skithebert]

Hygeine, CO

No Name, CO

thats all i can think of

 

[cracko]

Florida, and i live in new york.

 

[nkimmes_40]

gay, michigan

 

[dowalibeast]

montana has a paradise, and my town is called whitefish. contrary to popular belief there is no Joe, Montana.

 

[zackskis]

im sure someone already got this one but Weed, California

 

[leckett1]

Kazabazoa or something like that

 

[eheath]

ha yes no one has said the best one in montana yet...

Bonner, MT