Funny chirps when they say skiing is "gay"

[AfroSkier]

I go to a school with kids who all board and constantly tell me "bro start to board skiing is so gay" and I'm looking for my fellow Newschoolers homies to come up with funny ass replies when these kids say that shit...go nuts!

 

[JGWI]

Say "Well in that case, blow me bitch."

 

[.Hugo.]

Show him that he is actually the gay one by sucking his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude.

 

[miroz]

Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 75; one to do it, two to say they could do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.

But seriously, this sounds like middle school bullshit. Those kids are dickheads, just be the bigger person and enjoy the fact that you get to slide on snow the way you want to.

 

[onLINE]

Ask them if they can name the snowboarder that invented the chairlift?

 

[128368798788]

Just say I'd rather ride 2 skinny chicks than one fat one.

 

[kung_powpow]

Show them this

 

[wyguy]

show em up on the hill with da skillzzzz and the fine ass huneys under each arm

 

[Chewy.]

Fuck their dad's.

 

[cobra_commander]

They are dead on accurate. Skiing is full on aids gay. Might want to start snowboarding if you ain't into that.

 

[E__]

Take them to the flattest part of the mountain and flip them off while you ski away.

 

[seward]

just whip it out.

nothing ends a conversation quicker than a good ol fashioned uncalled for dick sighting.

 

[Wampire]

kiss them

 

[Big_Spence]

tell them to watch a gawd damn slopestyle competition.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Just say "Bro, I'm not the one that spends most of his time on his knees".

 

[corona]

Start a healthy relationship with one of them then not reciprocate when he says he loves you.

 

[NEPTR]

wanna know how i know your canadian

 

[fupaface]

Tell them its only gay if you push back.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.

 

[TOAST.]

Damn, "chirp" is one of the top 5 dumbest slang words I can think of right now

 

[Shredsterr]

Insert ricin inside their anus'

 

[caucasian_chad]

Insert ricin inside their anus'

Inside their anus' what?

 

[Shredsterr]

Inside their anus' what?

It was meant to spell anuses, which I realize now is the correct plural form of the word anus.

 

[Peter.]

pull down your own pants and then call him 'gay' for looking at your penis

 

[hippy.]

tell the teacher what they said that'll show em!!!

 

[hippy.]

tell the teacher what they said that'll show em!!!

inb4 teacher says "yeah cameron theyre right you fookin nerd skiing is gay"

 

[Miomo]

inb4 teacher says "yeah cameron theyre right you fookin nerd skiing is gay"

If a teacher says it, it must be true!

 

[UrbanYeti]

best comeback to any guy: at least I don't sit down when I pee.

 

[El_Barto.]

Show him that he is actually the gay one by sucking his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude.

Yea, Hugo sucked my dick once and now im gay

 

[Chewy.]

Yea, Hugo sucked my dick once and now im gay

I'm also gay for the same reason.

But honestly op. You'll grow up and it won't be an issue. I'm a snowboarder and I love skiing.

 

[CHORIZO]

When you see them on the mountain double eject and kick them in the chest. Land back in your bindings and ride away

 

[AfroSkier]

Always can count on new schoolers for helping me get through grade 7, thanks guys!

 

[AfroSkier]

Always can count on new schoolers for helping me get through grade 7, thanks guys!

 

[Thegratefulskier]

Tell them dumb bitches to eat a raccoon skiing is way better and will always be

 

[act.resist]

tell them to grow up

 

[GayWolf420]

don't give into bullying! it gets better, words hurt and can pack a far greater punch than any physical confrontation can.

 

[Substitute]

Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.

Fucking gold

 

[theabortionator]

I go to a school with kids who all board and constantly tell me "bro start to board skiing is so gay" and I'm looking for my fellow Newschoolers homies to come up with funny ass replies when these kids say that shit...go nuts!

OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF SOMETHING I LIKE!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!

Deal with it, make something up, ignore them, tell them snowboarding blows, tell them their a gaper, steal your moms car and crash it into a liquor store or any other good options.

 

[lurking]

Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.

I must do this to someone.

 

[AfroSkier]

OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF SOMETHING I LIKE!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!

Deal with it, make something up, ignore them, tell them snowboarding blows, tell them their a gaper, steal your moms car and crash it into a liquor store or any other good options.

I know dude I was just looking to make a funny thread..

 

[dingus]

Steve Stepp made an inspirational video about the discrimination that skiers deal with. Seek help from that video.

 

[AfroSkier]

Damn, "chirp" is one of the top 5 dumbest slang words I can think of right now

its a Canadian thing sorry dude

 

[theabortionator]

I know dude I was just looking to make a funny thread..

Idk, I smell some hurt feelings.

 

[AfroSkier]

Idk, I smell some hurt feelings.

Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7

 

[AfroSkier]

Idk, I smell some hurt feelings.

Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7

 

[numnuts]

Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7

Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7

now you're really gonna fail. Beware of spooky double post.

 

[E__]

its a Canadian thing sorry dude

Nah, the southernerns started that shit too don't put that on us.

 

[fresh_prince]

kill their pets

 

[CHORIZO]

Steve Stepp made an inspirational video about the discrimination that skiers deal with. Seek help from that video.

Link?

 

[Casey]

If it was easy, it'd be called snowboarding.

What's the difference between a first day snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?

About three days.

 

[dingus]

Link?

Here ya go boy