Funny chair lift story

timmi

timmi

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Ok, so a snowboarder comes up the singles line, and jokingly i turn to him and say "no dude, you cant come up with us" not meaning it in anyway. i even said it in a completely joking sarcastic tone. so he comes up with me, and i say "i thought i told you not to come up with me" so he starts freakin out, and was like, "your a skier, fuck you. i hate skiers, skiers are gay. your gay." i was like, uhh what? so then i asked him why he he thinks skiing is gay, did he see it in a cartoon somewhere? did his friend tell him it wasnt cool?

so he told me that he tried it ONCE and decided it was gay. and that anyone who skiied was obviously gay too.

so i was like "oh shit, i didnt even realize that. on my way home from the hill i will stop and buy a snowboard...

then he punched me in the face... so i shut up.

it was sooo funny to watch this guy get so defensive. but whatever.

"davisgod" can back this story up. he was right beside me
 
some poser boarders did that to me and then i said " u can talk shit when u can stomp some sick tricks" then i went and did a pretty clean five but didnt land it, they couldnt see the landing so they thought i did when i rode away
 
Yeah my friend and I were joking around with people today. Like my friend got his sandwhich and just sat there and made wierd noises and prodded people with it. I think its funny when you ski over peoples back tips and look all out of control and they freak out, then I said watch this to my friend and skid over this guys tips, then he lifted up his ski and I accedantally tripped him, then I heard him like silently swearing it was sad I felt bad but sooooo funny.
 
snowboarders are generally cooler then skiiers around here. I get alot of shit from skiers. I have been backed up multiple times by boarders tho.
 
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yea, the boarder is like...

Yea, this little kid skier was talking shit, so I punched him in the face, and that shut him up. he was scared and didn't even do anything about it.

but nice job anyways
 
why hate on him because he's above getting in a fight with the kid over a stupid argument? i mean sure, id give you props if you had taken the punch then broken his nose, but who cares?

did the punch even hurt?
 
im like, 15 and 5'3, and he was like 18 and alot bigger then me. there is a difference between sticking up for yourself and being an idiot.

and plus, we were like 30 feet in the air. so i didnt think it was a good idea
 
i nailed a boarder in the face on the lift last week for calling me "a skier fag" so i cracked him across the jaw
 
I have a similar story about a snowboarder who slid into me on a really icy day. Even after he had already been tangled up with me, he still wouldnt stop sliding, so I yelled at him for both sliding into me and not stop moving. So after we both got up I yelled at him a little more and then like they all do, he called me a "skier fag". So logically i shuved him over where he bashed his head on the ice. I felt like i accomplished something that day. oh and p.s. this guy was much bigger than me but i took him down as most snowboarders have no balance.
 
well, that could have happened to anyone. sometimes you just slip on ice, i wouldnt be mad if somebody hits me on an icy day ,that just happens.

but as to the guy above, i didnt start anything. i was just joking around, i even told him that
 
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