Funny chair lift rides

I rode the chairlift twice in a row with a guy who was clearly tripping at Mt. Bachelor. He offered my brother and me LSD on the second time, we declined and proceeded to be told about the magic of LSD... "its not like all dragons and unicorns, its like I can see true colors. That tree looks green and yellow"
 
hahah this is the best, I constantly do that talk about crack, the meth lab that I have in my basement, fucking teachers and shit like that
 
when i was at telluride this one guy kept saying the way the crow flies. that was a rather conversation, he was from new zealend i think so the accent made it that much more awesome.
 
I was on a lift with my friend who had been drinking quite a bit and bent his pole crashing. He was trying to use the bar on the lift to bend it back and I offered to help with a bit of a plan in mind. I suggested that he should hold the the pole while I hit it to try and bend it back. On the first attempt I hit it as hard as i could and as I had thought he let go of the pole while we were going over a super awkward, tricky bit of terrain on the way up. Watching him trying to get to his pole whilst drunk was pretty funny.
 
one time me and my friends were shreddin the gnar at our local hill, so we hop in the lift with two twelve year old kids who began talking about shitting on their friend at a sleepover the previous night...... what the fuck
 
The funniest chairlift ride i had was me and my friend night skiing on a Friday, when all the schools come up. It was me, my friend, and two 10/11 year olds and my friend and I convinced them that we were Swedish, and visting on a school trip and we both talked in really shitty accents. I was "Henrik" and my friend was Alix, my translator. They started laughing and then we pretended to be super upset that they would mock us, then they started going on about how they respect us and our decision to "come to place where we don't even know the language, and trying to ski". It was quite funny.
 
I saw some guy riding the chair lift alone take a piss ON the chair. Now i always avoid chair number 14.
 
Once I went in a Gandola with these two twins at Snowbasin, Utah and they kept on finishing eachothers sentences about how much powder there was. Priceless.
 
Wasn't on a lift, but I told this kid from england a few weeks ago that I was sponsored and shit. I then showed him the tom wallisch tv commercial and said it was short cause i didn't finish editing. He thought I was tom wallisch for 2 weeks until I finally told him that it wasn't me.
 
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We do this all the time at my school haha. Whenever me and my skier friends are watching edits with non skiers, we tell them each segment is one of us.
 
Word, whenever I am wearing a unique piece of clothing or something and someone asks me about it I always tell them I'm sponsored by the company and that it was custom made for me. So many kids believe I'm sponsored by Skullcandy right now haha.
 
So it was the first ride of the day and my friends hadn't arrived yet because they are all gay, but anyway I rode up with a group of four people probably in there 30s and I was looking at one of them then we made eye contact and he asked if I were a local, haha so I know some sign language and love to pretend I'm deaf when I'm bored I just started signing at him and eventually their group and me kinda just started playing a game of sharaides trying to talk to each other (we have a gondola at the mt I was at so you can stand and move around without falling off the lift) but then we got to the top I got out first they said have a good day I turned around smiled and said you too as I skied away, haha they looked kinda embarrassed I thought it was pretty funny. Also had one earphone in listening to music the whole time, even though I was "deaf" haha
 
Was about to post " bishop?" before I realised it was actually him, and you named him. Luckily didn't
 
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