funny bumper stickers
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PhattSarah
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www.sex@myplace.cum.now (that is my friend's fave)
also: Don't laugh, you're daughter may be inside
Or: Lost your cat? Look under my tyres
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also: Don't laugh, you're daughter may be inside
Or: Lost your cat? Look under my tyres
* Caution- signature under construction *
Ski_Instructor_Mike
Active member
JESUS IS COMING everyone look busy.
MD... Dain bramaged.
MD... Dain bramaged.
LifeJacket
Active member
Wild salmon don't do drugs.
I'll go take a picture of it. and try to post it...
it's funny...
... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'
-Schwags
THC (triple Hybrid Core)
is just soemthing tanner Hall made up
THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
I'll go take a picture of it. and try to post it...
it's funny...
... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'
-Schwags
THC (triple Hybrid Core)
is just soemthing tanner Hall made up
THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
five0
Active member
'get away from my car bitch'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
five0
Active member
ooops forgot 'prostitutes welcome'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
skier_chick_360
Active member
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
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I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!!
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I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!!
five0
Active member
thumb?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
damnit casey, thats the sticker on my truck
and another good one is: my Karma ran over your Dogma
and the back of a bikers shirt: If you can read this, I threw the bitch off'
The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes's dad
'I like little boys' - Phrosty
and another good one is: my Karma ran over your Dogma
and the back of a bikers shirt: If you can read this, I threw the bitch off'
The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes's dad
'I like little boys' - Phrosty
johnnypsunami
Active member
BUMPER STICKERS ARE TACKY AND GAY, ANYONE HOW PUTS THEM ON THIER CAR OBVIOUSLY HAD NO STYLE...
five0
Active member
'theres no one in my trunk'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
Skibum420
Active member
'Do it in a van'
'Dont laugh mister your daughter may be in here'
'id rather rush a chevy than drive a ford'
'Fuck you'
'You think an education is expensive, try ignorence'
'Women come and go, a truck is something you can depend on'
'Vegatarion is a primal word for bad hunter'
~Kevin
'Dont laugh mister your daughter may be in here'
'id rather rush a chevy than drive a ford'
'Fuck you'
'You think an education is expensive, try ignorence'
'Women come and go, a truck is something you can depend on'
'Vegatarion is a primal word for bad hunter'
~Kevin
123ski
Active member
sorry wrong one, but a I am Canadian bumper sticker would be pretty funny
'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
LifeJacket
Active member
The bumper sticker is from the ghetto van that's stuck in my drive way.
when people walkk by it there like wft?
it's so ugly...
-=[604]=-
when people walkk by it there like wft?
it's so ugly...
-=[604]=-
skiierchick66
New member
'STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED'
~Skinny Minnie~
~Skinny Minnie~
caleBCaleb
Active member
Placed upside-down on car: 'if you can read this, please help 'cause i flipped over'
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I prefer to be free
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I prefer to be free
sirjibsalot
Active member
'constipated people dont give a shit'
'my child id a honor roll student' (you gotta love those, cause the parents have nothing to brag about themselves so they have flaunt thier children.
'dont drive and drive you might spill your beer'
'i had sex with you daughter'
---Live for Today---
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'my child id a honor roll student' (you gotta love those, cause the parents have nothing to brag about themselves so they have flaunt thier children.
'dont drive and drive you might spill your beer'
'i had sex with you daughter'
---Live for Today---
686
nealdawgdiamond
Active member
hahah sir jibsalot, that second one is sweet. i never thought about it like that hahaha
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
colingobig
Member
my son's an honor student of the state corretional facility.
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
KaMiKaZe_00
Member
''Next Time Wave ALL Your Fingers At Me!''
Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
'I may be slow...but at least my mom isn't my cousin.'
The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes
'I like little boys' - Phrosty
There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh
The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes
'I like little boys' - Phrosty
There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh
nealdawgdiamond
Active member
'Hi,I dont care, Thanks'
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
EaStCoaSt11
Active member
FORMER FETUS ABOARD.
'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll when we were talking about how newschoolers is turning into a little mini society
'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll when we were talking about how newschoolers is turning into a little mini society
'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
123ski
Active member
1. The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8. You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
9. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
12. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16. My kid had sex with your honour student.
17. Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
18. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
19. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
23. God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. IT IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
27. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
32. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
33. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
35. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
36. CAT - The Other White Meat!
37. Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon.
38. I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Ass*oles.
39. I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
40. Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.
41. Welcome To shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.
42. If You Think I'm A B*tch, You should have met my mother.
43. I talk to myself when I need intelligent conversation.
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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8. You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
9. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
12. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16. My kid had sex with your honour student.
17. Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
18. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
19. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
23. God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. IT IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
27. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
32. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
33. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
35. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
36. CAT - The Other White Meat!
37. Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon.
38. I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Ass*oles.
39. I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
40. Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.
41. Welcome To shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.
42. If You Think I'm A B*tch, You should have met my mother.
43. I talk to myself when I need intelligent conversation.
Back to Thebaze.com
'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson