Ok so my grandparents throw a Christmas party for all my little cusins and everything. And they have a santa suit that my other grandpa ushaly wears and pretends to be santa so the kids can tell him wat they want for christmas. Ok but the problem this year was that my grandpa broke his leg and couldnt do it this year. So my aunts boy friend siad hed be santa tonite. Ok my parents and grandparents know that him and my aunt do drugs somtimes but my aunts not like a stupid druggy and we thought he wasnt either. So were havin the party and my aunts boyfriend who is mexican which is kinda funny to(a skiiny mexican santa) well he tell all the kids that he has to go and he walkes out to his car and he comes in like an hour later and he is so high on coke he can hardly walk so me and my bro are in shock and my mom told us to quick grab him and take him and get him outa there before the kids sall him. So me and my bro grab him and drag him outside and he starts to try and fight me and my brother, and im not a small guy and my brother is deff not a small guy hes 6 4" 260. Well hes swingin at us and will not stop even tho my and my bro combined proly hit him 30+ times finaly my mom just called the cops and they came and he was still wearing the santa suit and they took him to jail in a santa suit high on coke. I was so pissed as they were bout to leave i thought about how funny a pic it would be to see santa in a police car so i ran inside and jrabed a camera and ran back out and they were already down the street. And my aunt is no longer going to talk to him after this just to clear that up. Also we had to fill out all these papers so that we can get our santa suit back. It was so funny.
Funny ass santa story
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T-Valley_skier
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Holy shit... i bet there was some explaining to do to some little kids who couldn't wait to see santa
my grandma kept the kids in the living room so they didnt see me and my bro beating the shit outa santa. I that had happend my cusins proly wouldhave hated us for life. And my grandma told the kids santa couldnt come today so there doin it agian somtime next week if we get are suit back by then.
duhamelski
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thats classic. what did you tell the kids that wanted to see santa
Frostfired
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hahaaha thats priceless
it was kinda crazzy like it didnt even fase him that me and my bro were like beating the shit outa him. And you could see his eyes when he walked in they were bright red and he was wearing all red so it looked crazzy. He was the first person iv ever seen that was high on coke beside my aunt and its given me that much more of a reason not to try coke
sconniestyle
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"they took him to jail in a santa suit high on coke"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
jsg
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQ!...im in tears that so funny...santa high on coke in a cop car!....imgaine if the cop car drove by some young kids and they see santa in the back....did the kids in the house see santa cuffed and getting put into the cop car?...and i want to c that stuff on COPS!
Download-My-Apps
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that reminded me of a music video, where santa and the easter bunny fight. classic story though I would have a hard time fighting santa with all those memories, but it would be kida fun
InfernoHits
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that is a messed up story, I wish I could kick my uncles ass. I mean I COULD just don't have a good reason other than me not liking him
CooksCorner
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The image is pretty funny but on the other hand that might be the saddest christmas story ive ever heard. Sry you have to deal with that shit man.
powder_2_the_people
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das some getto shit
awsomecoolguy
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holy shit good story ns needs more threads like this!
zepscratch
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what a mexican, i would have beat him silly
El.Capitan
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whoa, de que es algo de mierda divertida!!!