Funniest/Weirdest this you have bought high

a little statue of an eagle with its wings spread and an american flag clenched in its beak. truly a work of art.
 
A couple weeks ago me and some friends decided that there could be no greater culinary satisfaction while stoned than multiple huge omelettes... so we went to the grocery store, grab three 18 packs of eggs and hit the register. What we didn't take into account was that it was 2AM and that guy was waiting for little shits like us to come and buy a ton of eggs then try and convince him that they were actually for huge omelettes. Except we weren't lying... but he still didn't give them to us...
 
hmmm

probably when my buddy and i got high and decided to go to the drug store. we ended up coming out with: a pack of razors, body lotion, liquid exlax, and a bunch of chemicals to make smoke bombs. we took the exlax to soccer practice and poured it into the football teams water. shaved one of the freshmans left leg with a razor. the body lotion im not sure what happened to it. and at one of the football teams practices we threw about 10 huge smoke bombs on the field while they were practicing. the buying/great idea part was when we were high, the rest wasnt.
 
Visine, at a crowded pharmacy in the middle of the day, while extremely blazed and red-eyed, and competitively eating a large bag of chips with my friend.
 
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