Funniest Things.

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What is teh funniest things you or your friends have done?

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
Stayed up really late at a sleepover and giggled about girls we liked until dad got mad and told us to quiet down.

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DOOD DAT HAPPINS TO ME AND MY HOMBOYzS ALL DA TIIIIIME.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
played ding dong dash on neighbors... one friend fell out of tree, brother smashed windows from slamming their garage doors so hard. funniest part was the fat dad comin outside and yelling 'whats going on eh?'

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
friend of mine got really drunk, passed out underneath a coffee table, woke up, smoked his head ont he table laughed hysterically for about a minute then passed out again. He did the exact same thing about 3 more times after that. Then he stood up, stumbled out to the patio, only forgetting to open the screen door, ran into it, knocked it off the tracks, bounced back and fell over backwards and lay on the floor giggling like a little girl for about 20 minutes after that.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
once when i was like 11 i jumped off a ladder and landed, nutting myself on a trailer... on the little chain hook part... that looks like a stapler... probably an object with a simple name... but it eludes me because its 3:30 am and i slept on the ground last night and skied at hood, 4 hours from here today.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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The following post is a piece of shit.
 
another story, a girl i went to school with raised her hand and asked the teacher what 'that little hooky-dot thingy was'. she was talking about a comma. this was in grade 11.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
my brother, knocked down some peoples mail box, so he hid up in our attic, they made me answer the door, there were 3 huge fat people, i laughed so hard and tryed not to be killed while telling them i was sleeping the whole time

*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
As a privilaged youth I volenteered my time time to help a bunch of urban youths save a community center. Oh wait, that was that was Adalfa Sabadu in Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Write that down.
 
we have national pike days, a wagon train goes through town, we paintballed one of the horses pulling the wagon and it took off runnin

 
i shot a fly with an airsoft gun and its guts went all over my friend, even in his mouth. it was halarious... antoher time we took a tree from someones yard and put it in a garbage can in the middle of a park... another time we made our own huge jump on the hill and all almost died on it.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
While at my friends house, his dog took a shit on his bed, and I was like, dood thats gross!

patj
 
i just got back from my family reunion.its a little camp thing wtih a whole bunch of cabins and all teh same people stay there every year. well its pretty fun cause my family and another guy has a prank goin every year cause one year i put some 5 day old sun baked fish in his cooler. and he sent them back to me in teh mail. so this year we went and stole a porta potty wtih my friends truck put it outside his cabin and then we duct taped both of his doors shut. the camp owners got pretty pissed but it was pretty damn funny.

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
^ as in 'we' you mean, he did all the work as you watched on giggling like a little school girl. gotcha, and NS accepts your apology for the mix up.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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