funniest thing

scratchbc677

scratchbc677

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so my friends were driving around trippin on some LSD at night so i guess they saw this little thing running around so they stopped and looked and they were like holy shit it's a fucking leprechone or however the fuck you spell it. so they pick it up throw it in the truck and drive home. they call me and are like holy shit dude come over. so i get there and they're like check this out, i look over and there's this little kid crying in the corner. i told them they were fucking retarded and took the kid to where he said he lived he was only 5 it was the funniest thing that's ever fucking happened

if i were a roach would you smoke me?
 
Holy shit man, thats pretty fucked up. But funny none the less.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Deserving of a mild chuckle, but it also has that incredible sense of moral wrong-doing in it. The best way to start a story is always with 'so my friends were driving around trippin on some LSD at night'. That's priceless, but seriously, think of how traumatized the little kid must have been. I'm glad they were trippin' too, because if they weren't that is such a dick thing to do.

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yeah but they would never just pick of a kid and take him to their house what would u do if you saw a fuckign leprechone just look at it

if i were a roach would you smoke me?
 
maybe you were all fucked up and it was a lepricahn but you saw it as a little kid. Man....are you happy now. you just let a lepricahn free .you coulda had it all my friend..

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i heard a similar story, some kids were trippin on lsd and they saw a lawn gnome and decided to put it in the trunk and take it home. they didn't know what to do wit hit so they threw it in the closet. the next morning, they heard banging on the door and it was a little 6 year olkd girl, so they gave her 31 dollars and a chucky cheese token. haha

-dan-
 
hahahahaha thats awesome and so horrible all at the same time. i feel sorry for the kid, your friends probaly fucked him up for the rest of his life...

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

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yeah seriously sounds like fun.

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poor kid, but still hilarious

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
or maybe bes making it up?

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
hahahahah, 31 dollers and a chucky cheese tocken, hhahaha, thats fucking funny, they could get sued for that shit

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
HILARIOUS, a little bit funny but r u serious imagine u beeing that kid gettin picked up at night on the street thrown in the back of a truck taken home, i mean really ud shit ur pants

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i dono what worse for the kid this story or the one where the kid who threw rocks at the kids car and dry fired the gun at his head

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
'I'm glad they were trippin' too, because if they weren't that is such a dick thing to do.'

Sooooooo... As long as they were using illegal drugs, its ok?

I think drugs should be legalized, but you'd have to go to a 'zoo' to use them, somewhere that would keep users from harming the sober, and with a viewing area for entertainment purposes.

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thats so god dman funny, i sat in my chair chuckling to myself for 5 minutes before i decided to reply and tell everyone.

 
yeah dude, maybe that little boy was trippin on some kiddy weed or something... i mean 5 and outside middle of night? fucked up.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i think ElGato had some bad experiances as a kid...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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