Funniest thing your teacher's ever written on a chalk/white board

ANUS really big, black people, chiggers, lol, there are more that i cant think of. Oh yeah, snowblade
 


Once in business management some kids were talking, and for some reason 'teabagging' came up, and an exhange student said really loudly 'Vat ees 'teebaking'?' And then the teacher heard, and the guy who was talking had to draw a diagram of it on the board.

Possibly funniest picture/ moment at school ever
 
one of the science teachers at school was asked "mr louth, can you get a girl get pregnant from anal sex?" as a joke by one of the idiot guys in class.

his response was "i hope not."

we all just sat there horrified...and wanted to leave the classroom.

hes like...50plus and rides his bike to school, which means going commando under his lycra bike shorts.
 
our looked up blunt$, Hella Hyphy, Grapes, Thizz and other bay terms on urbandictionary.com on the projector one day in class
 
This was freshman year in highschool. Some kid in my class was being a smart-ass in class to a teacher he shouldn't have been being a smart-ass to. The teacher was getting fed up and the kid made a comment about the teacher being bald. The teacher told this to the class and wrote it on the board "_______ HAS A SMALL PENIS THAT WILL NEVER MEET A GIRL"S VAGINA." the teacher was fired.
 
My english teacher wanted us to read a story about some kid that was bit my a snake and the helper dude put a herb on the bite and the kid did not die. Halfway through the class when we where reading, she wrote on the board "what herbs do you use at home?" and me and my friend looked at each other and started laughing. Good times.
 
My math teacher was teaching us surface area and she was explaining how to break up the 3D figure into parts on the chalk board. She unfolded the 3D object (on the board) and it looked like balls/penis.

If that makes sence
 
we had a sub 1 day and we wer watchin a movie and she was i hate thease dvd plauers but luckly mike hunt showed me how last block hahaha MIKE-HUNT!!!! hahah
 
1) i have freinds whose last name is seamann and their moms name is Katherine but her freinds call her kitty...Kitty Seamann

2)One of my freinds was goofing around on my laptop and on one of my papers snuck in there"Kjell likes making love to dead fetus'"

obviosly i didnt proof read it and my teacher was very appalled/skeptical
 
so there is this kid by the name of harrison johnson in our school...

and atleast once a year beginning of the new year when a teacher does roll...

they will say "Harry Johnson" so freakin hilarious every time.
 
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