Funniest thing your teacher's ever written on a chalk/white board

my old spanish teacher drew a pair of scissors that looked EXACTLY like a penis. every was laughing, so he takes another look at the chalkboard and say "Whats so funny? Oh, shit!"
 
"Nigger's ain't people" Which is horrendous but it ended up being a lesson in early American media and we read a newspaper article entitled that.
 
^haha thats good

today my teacher was talking about this book where they frisk/pat down the prisoners for weapons and she accidently said "what do you think about the part where they got felt up?"
 
Not on the board, but in my friends lecture class the Prof started calling role because attendance is so low... some unfortunate kid was named "Steele Johnson".
 
in grades 6-8 i had a kid in my class named BJ Cox. no joke. the teacher took attendance everyday and called his name out every day, with giggling or outright laughter from the class most of the time.
 
my math TA walked onto class the first day, didnt say anything, thn proceeded to write

"Hello class, my name is Vivian and i am from Brasil. My english speaking i very poor so i will teach the class on the chalkboard"

she then proceeded to teach the entire term of rececitations by writing instructions on the board, fuckin ridiculous
 
in physics we had a problem where superman flew down and picked up a little kid. my teacher always illustrates the problems so its easier to understand, and he got done drawing and when he saw superman on top of the little kid he said "that looks like something you would see in the catholic church". it was funny.
 
Once in like 9th or tenth, our teacher wrote PENIS hugely on the board. It was funny. Even more caus' the teacher was a pretty sexy she. Yhea a real babe.
 
i have a bunch. theres a kid named criss cross, nancy ann ciancy,and the ciders. their last name is cider, and their parents named them after fruit. so theres apple cider,cherry cider, and vanilla cider.
 
my psych teacher said that the most exciting thing about haveing sex with old people is never knowing if theyre going to die during.
 
last year our bio teacher was drawing a lipid cell and it somehow came out to look exactly liek a penis and i couldent stop laughing and she asked me why an di just started laughing even harder.
 
Our old science teacher, who got fired for threatening a kid with a gun, seemed to have a weird fetish with drawing whale penis on the board, as well as regular penis sometimes, all with the gravest of detail...
 
My calc 2 professor was drawing a stick figure for some problem and he accidently drew it with a "third leg." He went through the entire problem without noticing and right at the end he got this wierd look on his face and busted into laughter. The class lost it too cause we were all kinda laughing the whole time.
 
Theres a girl in my class named Anita Wang... but anyways all these kids wrote their names on my math teacher's board and they would write "so and so was here" and so and so was here too and so and so wasn't here, and they would circle them all, and one day my teacher just wrote fuck you! and circled it and left it up there with all the other ones
 
back in middle school our assistant prinsible was mr. bates so this kid went up to him and was like can i call u master bates.
 
i know a girl named shonda lier

a few days ago i drew my english teacher eating a banana

one time in math, she had the projector type thing on and i made shadow puppets on the board of a girl makingout/giving head to a guy
 
I'm gunna name my kid something funny

my last names "Haas" with a hah sound

so _______ Haas

maybe a middle name too

what should it be?

 
^i don't think you can do that. me and my friend have tried it before because his name is haas but we gotta couple outta my name...dukes.
 
In math our teacher did a division question that looked like he drea a needle penis with balls once... and in english 11 one person drew the biggest vagina on the chalk board before the teacher came in, and it was funny cause the teacher was liek i dunno who drew this but they obviously have no idea of what it really looks like... and in one clas of french in 8th grade it never happened to me, but our teacher was french, and doesnt wear panties and wore a short skirt one day and some unfortunate soul seen her pom-pom... Shudders
 
in computer class freshman year of high school (wow 4 years ago), instead of writing floppy disk, she wrote floppy dick on the board and it was up all class. I think she was teh only person in class who didn't notice
 
in middle school my math teacher told us we had to make graphs, and they all ended up looking like boobs. since some of us used different scales and such, the boobs were all different, and some were a little lop sided. it was the funniest math class of my life, every one having a different set of boobs on their paper. everyone had a good laugh.

on the name thing, there are so many people in my school with the name "dix" and "cox".
 
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