funniest thing while drunk

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whats the funniest thing youve ever seen someone do when they were drunk? the person can be you. the funniest thing ive ever seen is when one of my friends was lost for like an hour and we found her behind a garage sleeping face down, she didnt know how she got there and one of my friends said we should let her stay there. we woke her up and she immediatly went in and puked all over the floor, it was good shit.

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Oh, yes, that's right. Being drunk.

I've only been drunk once, and I still don't remember it. Someone spiked my drink, and I had never tasted the drink before, so I assumed that it normally tasted that way.

Apparently I attempted to climb our school by running and jumping into it. When that didn't work, I repeated the process, eventually giving myself a concussion.

The funniest thing I've seen personally, was my friend getting pinned to a bulletin board with a thumb-tac. She was drunk, so she thought she couldn't pull it out, and she stayed pinned to the board for five hours, and people kept sticking post-it notes to her.

The stupidest thing I've seen two people do while they were drunk was fuck each other. I wish I hadn't walked in on that. That was bad.

Drinking is bad.

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*Note: The friend that was pinned to the board was given drink after drink, for the five hours that she was pinned to the board. After the five hours, she began to sober up, and realized that it was a damn thumb-tac.

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well... in april I got kicked out of the bar in whistler and went for a 'walk'... came to my sences 3 or 4 hours later while walking down the highway toward pemberton with no shoes on, cuts and dirt all over me... started hitching and this old taxi driver picked me up and drove me back to jeff's place. I also broke my glasses... and lost everything in my pocket (papers, lighter, all my phone numbers and shit for people... but somehow i didn't lose my wallet)

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fuckin great right there.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
One of the funniest things I have seen while drunk would be monty python and the holy grail. especially everyone alses reactions ( everyone had a bit too much to drunk) the killer rabitt freaked so many people out that night. and the lego version of the nights of the round table song. good stuff

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me and this other guy made up a song about onions... sliced or ringed would probably be the name of it.this was like an hour ago. he was such a cool little midget fellow.

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wow i didnt know jeffy had musical talent too.. woo that boy can do it all! hahah jk.. yeah the funniest drunk story was probably when my friends rachel, jen and i walked 2 miles with a 12 pack of beer and a beer bong in our arms.. we were so scared someone was gonna rape us, good lord. another funny story would probably be my drunk lincoln loops in a tube top. you can only imagine the rest.

*brooke*

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the funniest thing i have done while drunk was make a wrong turn into a orchard and drive around lost in the orchard before finding my way out.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
hey fairygirl, whos your friend?

since we do go to the same school and all.

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hehe, sitting at a bar while totally ripped. me and my buddy Glen (PhattGlen) were doing backdrafts and the dude spent like 5 minutes explaining to us that we were going to do a race and that we had to do it together and the fastest person won. Right at the end I sit there and look at him and say, yah dude, that's phatt and all but can we do it at the same time? haha, you shoulda seen the look he gave us. Oh and then on the way home we put about 5 miles of parked cars into battle mode, crazy stuff, haha. I remember like none of it, lol

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'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

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well last night Harvey got drunk and started break dancing in my house, then he knocked over my roommates bike and it fell on top of him. It was incredibly funny at the time.

 
I apparently tried to eat this carpet off the floor when I was drunk and such...

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hehe...when Harvey is drunk ask to see his ID..funniest thing ever

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problay when i was having a party at my house and this chick puked on my rug, and i went to get carpet cleaner to get it out and grabbed bleach by mistake...now my blue rug is tye dyed with white and brown

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hahaha thats awesome

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'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

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'im gay dont hurt me'

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convinceing this kid that these girls would take off their clothes if he gave head to a pole/railing, and he did.

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This guy at my friend's 18th was off his face and proceeded to go inside and play the piano, stand up with his hands in the air and fall flat on his face! Then he was trying to get with many girls and said 'I think they think my face is too ugly, so I'll try again in the morning'. He was the funniest person I've ever seen drunk!

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well me and my friends got drunk on the 4th and they told me that at one point i had my shirt off discussing my boobs.. and then one of my friends thought that she saw something and dove into a bush... it was fucking halarious... oh and then this other girl went upstairs to talk to my friends brother and was grabbing his friends ass and saying tickle tickle.. it was funny as hell

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Actually, this is a whistler story... SCORE.

We were in Whistler, my buddy John and I. We were in the lower village right next to the Liquor store, you know, the one near the helicopter pad. So there is this huge set of stairs and a shopping cart...

My friend decides that it's a good idea to ride down the stairs into the street in the shopping cart. He does, he almost makes it down the entire flight of stirs, falls out of the cart sideways and watches the cart skid into 4 lanes of traffic... A bus hits the cart and we go booking back to our condo. It was the funniest shit I have ever seen. So jackass style.

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i know a dude that tried to go down Bayfield St. in Barrie in a shopping cart (for anyone that knows barrie - he started at the 400 and went down the hill towards downtown)... he was taken to the hospital by the ambulance shortly afterwards.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)
 
In Halifax last March, a bunch of my friends got totally hammered at my friend's house then ventured out to find pizza. We tried to get into bars on the way but would let us in cause we were all like 17-18. My friend showed one bouncer his diving license and health card... We ended up losing one of my friends because he ventured across a street and got lost. He ended up wandering around downtown halifax for about three hours before making his way home.

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last year this guy was drunk and decided to walk home in davis. he started walking and eventually realized he wasn't in davis anymore. he was in winters, which is at least like 10 miles away. my friend this spring burned his hand while trying to cook a gardenburger on a fork in the fireplace. good times

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and while partying on the 4th and setting off fireworks i took this like stick of dynamite(lol) i got from tijuana and shoved it into the center of the bondfire...i tried to run away...fell over...and then there were embers and burning logs falling all around me hahaha, i dident think i got burned at the time but when i woke up on the floor friday morning me and my clothse were covered in burns lol

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well, last noight i was in a little club, packed full of ladies cause im in the middle of nowhere in quebef for a french program and theres mad ladies, but i was dancoing up on the moini stage drunk off my ass, and my pants fell off and all the women were whistling and when i tried to pul them up a bunch of girls grabbed them and wouldn`t let me, then i fell off the stage and got mobbed by countless women, eventually i just stopped fighting and let them have their way with me.

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