Funniest thing uve seen at the ski hill

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Well, ive seen some funny shit, like a kid walking his board down the hill on a hard run, and then this other kid, tries a 180 off a jump, screams 'guys, im goin backwards!!' and then forgets to look over his shoulder and runs straight into a tree. Or today, my friend was going to hit this jump on top of a rock, and we had all hit it, and he was dropping in and this chinese guy, with a helmet way to small for him and no goggles tries to drop in too and gets pissed when my friend went first, then ends up going around it, and screaming at us in chinese.

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
i saw some guy break his collar bone on a rail and he was too high to realize it, it was great cuz he just kept hitting his shoulder and screaming

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
You get to see some funny shit whe nwaiting in 30 minute long line ups sometimes. At tremblant, there was a massive line for the park lift. SO these kids behind me started smoking up i nthe middle of the crowd. They got everyone aroudn the mhigh and proceeded to yell free coacaine if you show us boobies. Then the old man beside them started yelling shit about a bong. The line up was 70% people in red jackets, so the guy yeleld, 'The Colour Red is For Faggets'. Oh man, funny shit, or maybe it wasn't and i just had too much second hand ganja.

Justin the Hick
 
LOL thats funny, ya, this guy was just sitting at the bottom of the lift, like in clear veiw, and he was just sittin there, puffin on his doobie, and no one seemed to care. in was great

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
Dude smoking at a resort isnt weird everyone does it. On new years the security guy at my mountain was driving his snowmobile with a beer in one hand. But ya everyone smokes up on the lifts, and lots in the lineups.

But the funniest shit i saw was theres this shitty jump under one of the chairlifts at my resort. Its soooo badly made all the time, just random idiots make it, like the landing is super steep but really short, and they build the jump as a launcher like 2 feet back from the landing. Soooo shitty, so this stupid as snowboarder goes and hits it and bails, and then looks up at his friend and yells clear (he hadnt moved since he landed). So his buddy comes down and tries a backflip(probably his first) Lands right on the kid and there like both laying there in pain and the kid that jumped was bleeding and freaking out on his friend and we were all making fun of him from the lift saying shit like 'You got stupid, then theres FUCKING RETARDED' it was pretty funny

 
ha, thats really funny shit. But at our little ski hill in the middle of montana, it is rare to see someone just standing there in broad daylight gettin stoned. Ya, we were building this jump 3 days after a huge ass powder day, and it was huge and we were over rotataing everything we tried, and this stoner comes and by now there are some nice bombholes from over rotated backs and she was like hows the landing, and we wanted to make fun of her cus she sucked, and were like, its like laniding on a cloud, so she sits there for a while, then deciedes to eat some snow and then comes down, sits on the ground right next to us, whips ou the pipe, and takes about 6-7 hits. then she called us fucking punks, went straight into a huge ass untracked pow feild, and starts screaming. I thought i was gunna die from laughter

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
soo good! the funniest thing iv ever seen was when this like 10 year old border was coaxed into droping a 10 foot cliff that didnt have any kinda of landing what so ever, he was trying so hard not to show how much pain he was in it was soo good!

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
Fun things always happen when you poach race courses. My friend dressed up in a technicolor suit, and proceeded to make fun of a group of racers on top of a course. When they threatened to tell their coach, he pushed one of them down, and dropped through the start gate onto the course. Apparently dropping through the gate resets the time, so needless to say, you could hear screams and curses all the way down the hill. He then ran directly into two flags, spun switch and skied into the trees. He called me on my radio about thirty minutes later telling me his location and that there were ski patrol all over the woods looking for him. He had to take his coat off and hand it to me, ski down to the car and change. Then later that same day he was riding a chairlift with the same racer kids and he started making fun of them, and then jumped off the lift into three feet of fresh powder on a downhill slope. He stuck the landing leaving the racers staring in awe, and looking silly.

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I was hangin out with Mike Nick one day and this goofy lookin dude rolls up with like $1,200 Nodica beast twin set-up. He ha dno idea who Mike was or anything about this new fandanled company 'Silver Cartels'...He peoceeded to tell Mike that he needs to get with it, because a company called Line is coming out with some super short trick skis called blades.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
now that tops it off, thats funny shit

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
mike nick?? doesnt he like ski for the ski blade company or something. i hear that one year, they had snowlerblading in the x-games. haha, ya

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
a 6 year old girl at keystone went off a 35 foot table (stupid tourists) with practically no speed. landed on the flat, and ski patrol took her away. it was so damn funny

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^to rape her?! anyway the funniest thing ive ever seen was in the park at my mountain a kid on a snowboard slid the whole s-box sitting on his ass! he just sat down on the rail at the begining and slid the whole damn thing quickly it was funny to watch.

 
i was waiting at a mid hill lift for some of my buddies when i saw a kid ski into a tree...as the ski patrol on the snowmobile came over to help the kid out, the kid flagging the patroller down got railled by the snowmobile and went about 10 feet in the air

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to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
I once watched two skiers from Nebraska (decked out in hunting clothing, of course) come hauling ass at a table, hitting the table, doing half of a backflip (not on purpose), and landing on their necks 20 feet down the landing. One right after the other. They were OK in the end, but I have never laughed so hard...I couldn't believe my eyes.

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Funniest thing I've seen has to be when this middle-aged woman is going down a green trail, very very slow doing pizza on rented skis and her boots aren't buckled, and crashes into the 'slow' sign at the bottom. Well she doesn't crash, she sorta falls. She wasn't going fast enough to crash. And then the ski partrol comes and takes her away on one of those stretcher things.

 
my friend (who's just getting back into skiing) was for some reason skiing down an easy trail switch. i don't think it was on purpose, but whatever. so i hear this 'oh shiiiiiiiitttt' and look, and there he is, mid air, flipping over the god damn SLOW sign in the middle of the trail. he then lands on his ass, and proceeds to get his shit together and keep skiing. soooo funny.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
this past weekend actually, it was hella icy and windblown hardpack, especially this one run where one whole side was just frozen moguls. All of a sudden a snowboard comes shooting by. I look up and see this guy falling down this pretty steep slope. It gets even better, this dude is picking up lots of speed and he starts flipping and rolling. Smahing into frozen moguls left and right. As he flipped past me I yelled, 'you're going to feel that in the morning fucker'. the look on his face was golden. he eventually ended up another 300 ft down the slope on the run out and his board in the woods. That was a good laugh.

I'm guessing he took off his board cause he was in way over his head and slipped once it got steep, yet he was decked out in the lastest snowboard gear.

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Ya, today i was goin off this jump, i get up to it, start hucking the back, ski flys off, so im goin through the air, upside down with one ski, and i wuda stuck it easily, but i landed 1 ski, and my other ski was sticking straight up in the air, and i ran into it and ate it. My friend laughed so much, it was funny to see on the camera though.

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
Omfg. This happened today. There's this kid I know who stole my brothers goggles. So I felt bad, and I knew he took them because he's the worst liar ever and it just all fit together. So anyways. I knew he was going to be there because my cousin goes the same day cause he's in the same school. So i went and saw him and i go, 'Hey bobby, you know you wanna hand over those goggles' and he was in about fucking tears when he saw me because he knew i wanted the goggles so he was all like, 'WHAT TEH FUCK THEY'RE MINE NOT HIS MINE I FOUND THEM' and all this other bullshit. So I said, 'Ok, well I don't want to take them away from you if they're really yours but I'm going to have my mom call your mom about it' Then he goes so then he says, 'NO ITS OK! If mikey really wants them he can have them, you don't need her to call my mom' he handed them over. Then me, my cousin, and his friend jayjay we was standing there so he could see us and i was wearing the goggles and we was laughing hysterically.

If they were sincerely my goggles, I wouldn't hand them over THAT easily. The kid is such a poser. he says he can pull backflips when he can't even ski.

 
one time i was going up the lift and there was this guy sliding downa run on his ass trying to get up and hes like ' FUUUUUCK I HATE THIS' so funny. or the time were i was going up the t-bar and this kid got stuck in a ditch by the post and the t-bar reached its full lenght and just whipped the kid out there and he flew right across the chair doing flips

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I wudnt have said anything about my mom, i wuda kicked the shit out of him. And i wuda said, u beat me in a fight, the goggles are urs. But whatever, u got em back so o well.

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
way to blatantly steal that phrase, lj5. so original.

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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
Allright, I just remembered, this one time I was skiing in the park and some lady about thirty years old drops infront of us toward a hip jump, but she hits it like a table and just explodes on the flat part next to the landing slope. She got about twenty feet of air too.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
last year i was at bristol and i was skiing down the hill pretty fast and i see a snowboarder coming up and we were on a trail that like has a 10 ft drop off to one side...well im going down and i pass him while hes sliding toward the 10 ft drop and almost hit em b/c i didnt know he was going to go that way and when i turned around he was gone....ha

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racers in the park! hahahaha...well... so once i saw these boarder kids like 12 and small and shit, and they were yelling out the name of their tricks as they hit the jump. man. some kids play too many video games.

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the lost valley tuck....poles straight up in the air butt sticking in the air head down between there knees- oh yea funny shit

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
my friend tyler and I were skiing one day and this little girl about 9 was hitting this small jump so Tyler says 'You should hit the big jump'. She says 'ok' and proceeds to bomb the hill and hit the big jump. She got a lot of air and landed on her back and started to cry. It was pretty funny.

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lets see. this ones gotta be between asians falling off the t-bar, racers......, and fat 13 year old snowbladers.

 
at the top of r hill this kid was tryin to click in to his board but he tripped or somethin and his board proceeds to fly the whole way down the hill missing everyone but at teh bottom it hit a pile of snow and rammed right into a car leaving teh bigest dent i have ever seen in my life. haha that kid sucks at life

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at my hill ther was this black kid on a snowboard that would hike up the side of our hip jump, then go down it and attempt to turn onto this flat rail we have. the sad thing was he had this huge ghetto hoodie on and a rental board. you could tell he couldnt ride. so neway, he somehow made it onto the rail and did about 2 outve 15 feet and then slid out onto his ass and flipped over the other side of the rail hitting his head. then i heard his friend go 'nigga you almost hads it'

i seen the snowboarder again and he had snow all over him so apparently he still didnt 'hads it'

thats one of the funnyest things i can say without being racist or netihng.

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'nigga you almost hads it' funny shit. I've seen a black person at a ski resort

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
my friend got botted from the beginner lift for taking off his snowboard, standing on the chair and trying to acid drop off the end.

I was also yelled at for skiing switch down the base hill, while weaving through shitty skiers and talking on a cell phone

Ha. Ha.
 
monoboards...ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

or when the little gorbie kids doin the full pizza while tuckin out of control is funny, 'specially when they try to spray the kids when they stop and end up takin like 5 of em out. classic.

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today, a guy thought i sprayed him when he was laying in the middle of the run. I didn't realize I did so I just went into the lift line and all of a sudden I see this guy charging at me with his poles in his hand. He freaking jabs me in the ribs and hes got his skis ontop of mine so I couldn't move. He starts screaming in my face about how im a irresponsible skier blah blah blah...so I started freaking out and made a HUGE scene. About a hundred or more people saw that this old guy just attacked a little girl. It was pretty fun. There is a lot more to the story but I'm going to bed now.

 
last weekend i saw som fat ass 13 yearold in a gray camo onepeice, a moose antler hat, and some shitty DICKS snowblades. he thought he was cool because he was 50 50ing the box.

i also saw a black kid do the same thing as those two hillbillies a few post up.

We were at bristol last week, and we rode up with this chinese guy in a purple one piece, and a full pink face hat ( the ones with the hole that pull all the way over your head.) i was talking to him like he was a woman, and at the top of the hill my friend was like dude, thats a guy! that was pretty funny.

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well something that wasnt funny but scary was when i racer kid asked me to suck his cock for 5 dollars.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
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