Funniest thing uve ever seen on the hill.

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Mine would have to be my friend who decides that it is a good idea to ride over bushes. So he sees a huge ass bush at the bottom of this little shute, and im waitn 10 feet below. So he raises his arms above his hid an screams BUSH RIDER!!! ath the top pf hiw lungs. But he didnt know that there was a Boulder right below that bush, so he goes flying through the bush and skis go under the rock he double ejects and does a front flip over the rock and eats it onto his face. I though i wud never sop lauging

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

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two snowboarders punching eachother while riding down the hill. all hell broke loose in the chair lift line.

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yeah that hurt man

i think that funnyest was when my friend desided to point it from 30 feet up a steep hill into this massive jump we built, like 6 feet tall, so he does it and launches about 40 ft in the flats below right into a hill in about 4 feet of powder, also wreching the jump(not just his fault) but man it was hularious

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some kid trying his first ever backflip, was going way too fast, tuck his flip on the transition, smacked his head on the lip and broke his helmet in 2, overshot the landing by about 20 feet on to flats and was out cold

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Ha, kids trying new tirx is always a laugh

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

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a streaking skier going off of one of the booters a few seasons ago, tring to do a 3 and over roatating then landing on the ice and snow with their naked body then getting up and having to go down the rest of the hill with more ice burn than i think i've ever seen on anyone.

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now that would be funny as hell to see.

I thought it was a riot seeing someone doing a strip-tease on the approach to a pond skimming and then face planting as soon as he hit the water. Then he had to hike uphill, soaked and butt-ass naked to get his clothes that he tossed on the approach

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either that, or when this guy was getting it on with his girl off the side of the trail (the trail slopes off to the side, so people couldn't see em), both completely naked, and she wasn't very quiet, so a couple kids found em and sprayed snow off the edge of the trail.

Word to the wise, if you aren't quiet, I would highly recomend you not have sex on the side of a trail, especially at an area that is over-run with punk ass little kids.

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My friend went to jump over the mesh fence around the park but she didn't really jump and got her skis cought in the fence and flew out of her skis and landed about 10 feet away from the fence. It was pretty amusing to watch.

 
this happened at willard mt NY when i was with my schools ski club. there were two kids wearing beanies and bib snowpants no jackets no poles and they were on like 201 straight skis they were playing follow the leader down the face . it looked really fucking weird

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Ok, I didn't see this one because I was the one doing it, but onlookers told me it was fairly funny. I was going switch dow this hill that leads to the lodge, and it turns, but I forgot where. I was looking the wrong way over my shoulder and going fairly quickly, and I flew right through an orange fence, off a ridge with about a 10 foot drop or so, fell down to the bottom of it and crashed into the ski rental hut. It was really dramatic because the fence is held into the ground by bamboo poles that were flying everywhere.

I still get hell from my friend for that one... but I just remind him of the time he did a faceplant on an icy day and slid (slowly) at least 300 feet on his face down the hill.

 
reminds me of when my brother finally learned to turn using only the side-cut of the ski (locking the edge) and he was flying down a trail at Snowbird and locked the edge and forgot how to get out of it, needless to say he went full speed into the big orange SLOW sign, ripping it and breaking the poles.

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It was the last day of the season at one of the local hills, and there a lot of exposed grass and dirt in places, especially around the half pipe (which was closed). This kid came bombing down the run, launched off the lip (the sidewalls were mostly melted so it was more like a 6-8ft jump) sailed through the air and landed in a massive patch of mud and grass, prompting immediate double ejection and nice skid down the hill on his face. The gurney carried him away, much to the delight of all lift spectators.

 
or in the gondola when the 2 kids started packin a bowl next to my friends dad and they both look at him really sketchy like and say.... 'what are you lookin at???' and then he turned to me and asked me what they were doing

 
mine was probably when i was skiing at alta on the huge face skier's left from eagles nest that you have to hike up to, and it was my first day out west and it had dumped like 2 and a half feet so i was pumped to ski this huge face, so as i drop in my ski hits a rock and pops off, and it doesnt stop, my ski slid like 1000 vertical feet down this huge face with 2 feet of powder, it slid so far i could barely see it, and i had to ski/slide down the rest of the way with 1 ski

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haha tis reminds me the other day me and a bunch of friends were smokin a blunt in the gondola and it was us and this one old guy, then right at the end of the lift ride my friend goes, 'so what police department do you work with?'

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i think what i did tonight was pretty funny. it's in the vid i posted.... i was attempting a backflip and i didn't really commit and i got to the end of the jump and i was still staring at the ski so i yelled then went limp and hit the ground. everyone that saw it thought i was dead but right after i hit, i popped up, shook off and said, 'we gotta do it again!' then everyone grabbed me and told me i was crazy, i don't really understand why i'm crazy, all i did was land right on my head on a big, icy jump and be ready to go again when anyone else in my posistion would have layed there and cried.

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~pain is weakness leaving the body~

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It wasn't too funny, but the other day I saw a guy ragdoll down a 50 foot cliff band. He had just launched off a 30 footer and landed perfect before that. I saw him down at the bottom just after that and he had no front teeth and a giant gash on face. It looked hella painful.

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theres a kid at my hill who thinks he can long jump..so last sunday he added a shit load of kick to a jump, and walked up about 500 feet..he took off double polling and double polled till he hit the jump almost. so hes in the air sideways, because the jump sent him that way..so he is still rising when the landing is disapearing and once hes about 10 feet fro the landing..he falls flat on the ground and gets the wind knocked out o fhim..and we were laughing cus it was unreall how high he went..so he gets up and hes couaghing blood and shit..it was pretty funny untill he started to cough of blood...

 
so a few days ago a bunch of the high school teams had courses up. two of them at the edge of the run were pretty close together, but this little 10 year old kid apparently saw that as a challenge. so he starts barreling down in between these two slalom courses, obviously hasnt skied long enough to know how to turn or stop. catches an edge on one of the ruts next to a gate and slowly starts falling backward. starts sliding down the hill backwards and NAILS a gate, but keeps going. he starts to turn around, and right as he starts looking downhill, BAM, another gate right to the face. stops and gets up immediately to get his other ski like it ain't no thang.

 
like 3 weeks ago i was waiting for the people i was riding with. then i look over to a small opening in the wood that showed another side of the trail. then this snowboarder goes flying by on his back with his arms going all over the place. that was funny

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
Mine would be, a few seasons back, my mate, hes good on a tramp, but had never skied before, was trying back flips, lincolns and front flip flying spyders. ( they looked fucken funny)

2 things, first one, he rotated so fast through the back flip, his tips of his skis, clipped the top of the jump, and he was flying through the air,with no skis or poles, just like a ski jumped without skis, thne just colapsed when he hit the ground, fuck it made me laugh, and second thing, (dont forget he couldn't ski) (never skied before in his life) he landed a licoln, but he couldnt stop, like he just kept going after the jump, and kept going down the hill! he just kinda went out of sight, over the ledge! he had to toally ditch himself at a fast speed to stop! fuck it was funny!

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today i went to launch into a little powder section with like 4 feet of untouched pow off a little drop, i wanted to land on hip in the pow but i overshot and landed right on hard packed flats hahah it was funny but it sucked

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theres this little tree at my mountain that has a little jump over it, so we would do spread eagles over it. then after 2 ft of snow, my friend decides to try it again, only there was no jump because of the powder. also there was a stump right behind the tree. so he goes down, does a spread eagle and the stump goes right between his legs. funniest thing to watch. ripped his pants too

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Last night when i was riding up on a chairlift a snowboarders snowboard fell off his foot. It happend to be at the highest part of the lift over some big rocks. It was pretty sweet.

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today when this snowblader tried to duck under a fence and ended up knocking the whole thing down and all the moutnain employees made fun of his snowblades for like 15 minutes straight

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hmm...probably watching a snowboarder dressed up in a full body tigger suit land on top of some little snowplower off of the biggest jump...

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haha one time i saw this little kid go flying down the hill and he couldnt stop... until he went into the woods and smacked some birch. it was fuckin hilarious.

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today i yelled at some kids for launching off the sides of the jump to the kink rail theres 4 of em and they start talkin to me like theyre gonna jump me..so i go 'what are you guys like 8?'

they reply with 'no we're 9'

pretty funny to me

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Ya, thats funny too, but this one fat ass kid named carson that goes to our school, thiks he is so damn good and he sux. We always tell him to go off and do a 360 off a little ass road that we do lots o shit off of,(hes never landed one)and he either says 'no, im in cliff mode right now.' or he tries it eats and says, i dont have spinning in my blood and my skis are 6 inch backmounted. I hate him. Well anyways, he was skiing with this other gay kid today, named chad, who thinks hes good cus he landed a backflip. so we went in to eat lunch, and w saw them there, and we go out and hide chads skis when we are done w/ lunch. So we get on the lift and are looking back and he is totally freaking out, and running around the whole lodge trying to find them, and his friends are frantically lookin for them too. It took him like 5 min to find. ha funny shit

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

flatspin 720

 
I always have a little giggle when I see people fall over just before they get on the chair. I swear it happenned 5 times while I waited in one line today.

 
i was doin 3s in my gs suit the other day after a race, that looked pretty funny, especially cus its purple and yellow

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and at high north last year i was downloading on the lift under 7th heaven and these two guys were skiing down under me, and there wasnt much snow, like a few little patches, but thats it, other than that it was dirt and rocks, and the one guy had scratch bcs

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

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my friend corey trying to slide any rail that is high than 4 feet off the ground. (he has sex with rails!)

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I was teaching my friend how to ski and he thought he was all good so he wanted to go on this huge mogal run...so we wehnt..he kept saying his skis were to long(he had to rent)and he hit a large mogal and one of his skis popped off it slid down the rest of the mountain...he got so mad he took off his other ski and through it like a javilin(sp?) down the rest of the hill, I was at the bottom of the hill I seriously thought I was going to get impailred with it but it was so funny because he was pissed off and he had to slid down the rest of the hill...yeah that was great

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I saw a chinese kid with a fleece hood-like contraption on his head and a neon pink face mask over that, he looked pimp. The splash pants tucked into his rear entries topped the cake.

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