Funniest thing that has happend in a class

oh yeah in elementary school somehow i peed in the bucket of water we were doing an experiment with. i didn't even know why lol. the teacher told me to get water in the bucket and bring it back to class, so i did and for some reason when i set it down by the teacher's desk, i just whipped it out and peed in it
 
i have so many to say i will start with me and my friend had classes together last year and we were in a computer fair so we were working on edits and i brought my go pro into school started playing jib off the stairs then when we got to class i had it on my head and she asked me if it was on and i said no its not so mam you should just calm the hell down moral of my story turns out its illigal to film people without permision and so i was forced to delete the clip :/
 
It's a mix between three. I can't decide which is best.

1. A kid in auto class dropped his bong out of his backpack, it smashed all over the floor and the teacher was good with it as long as the kid bought him a coffee.

2. A kid accidentally threw his pipe across class, yelled fuck, and got away with it by saying it was his lighter.

3. Another really fucked up kid was caught fapping in class. Teacher though he was texting, asked him what he was doing and he calmly responded with "I'm scratching my nuts." He was sent out to wash his hands, came back 5 minutes later.
 
it was back in highschool, i got to class this kid was asleep on a random desk he also happened to smell like boose.Aparently showed up to the class three hours earlier drunk,passed out the teacher didnt bother to wake him up.
 
In Elementary, some kid took a piss on the gym floor then walked away like nothing happened. I respect that kid for not giving a fuck.
 
That's fucked dude. You know how scared she probably was? All of a sudden start feeling mad weird
 
First of all throughout my middle/highschool career i have heard/ witnessed 3 kids fapping in school

2nd in 8th grade my art techer was a total bitch and thought she was so much better than us. She always used to go to arizona every summer to learn art from Native Americans and so a project of ours was to make tribal masks. To decorate we were allowed to use anything including feathers (which she strongly said she was allergic to and to not get near her) that day she gave me and 2 friends detention for talking while she was "teaching." Being as pissed of as i was she leaves the room to get something so we pour the entire box of feathers on her desk thinking she will be pissed. When she sees it she is actually terrified and the janitor had to come clean them off her desk. Best part I was never caught and didntgo to the already given detention
 
Ahaha "Jenna Tulls to the office." I lol'd.

Anyways we were having an off topic argument in The auto-tech classroom about who's better, left handed people, or right handed people. Stupid and pointless argument. But out of nowhere the one really quiet kid in the class who's still pretty cool and all stands up and yells 'RIIGHHTT POWWER!' I laughed, I lost. Never thought he could have come up with that.
 
This pothead in my grade was transferring to another school, so naturally he came to school baked on his last day. During math class he he burped really loud and blew smoke everywhere. My teacher took him out of the classroom and started yelling at him. He bursted through the door running away from him. He decided to hide in this locker thing in the back of the classroom which had a fake skeleton in it (the class was anatomy) He opened it and it scared the shit outta him. He turned around and my teacher (also the wrestling coach) single legged him and took him the fuck out. One of the funniest things I had ever seen until the cops came to arrest him and he ran back into the classroom and hid under the teachers desk for 20 minutes
 
In English class our teacher was planning on being out for the day so we were told to bring in our projects to work on or read silently. The whole class is quiet since we are all working alone. The class druggy shows up only with his textbook so the sub tells him just to read that. So he takes out some pills, puts them in the middle of the book, closes it, and pounds on it like donkey kong to crush them up. Then opens it back up and snorts whatever was there. Sub was oblivious the whole time an didnt even pick up his head while the whole class was laughing.

Had a power tripping student teacher in one of my tech ed classes. Some of the rednecks decided to pick up his geo metro and turn it sideways in a parking spot.
 
Last week we had a physics test and during the middle of it there was a really loud thud from the back of the room. We all look to see what it was. A girl had passed out and hit her head on her desk.

She ended up breaking her nose and there was a good amount of blood.
 
The teacher walked out of the room to make photocopies and this fat puerto rican kid takes out two whipped cream canisters from his backpack and starts inhaling them. Almost everyone was laughing hysterically but this one cunt of a bitch ended up snitching on him after the class was over.

Not really funny but I watched a kid trip and fall ontop of a running belt sander in woodshop class. One side of his face was skinned down to the muscle and shreds of skin were hanging off his arm.

 
8th grade geometry my friend stuck in a staple in an electrical outlet and caught part of the wall on fire.
 
this thread deserves a bump.

most painful thing i saw in class was a kid massaging his sister's back during lecture a few days ago. She CLEARLY was uncomfortable, and i cringed just watching it go down
 
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