Funniest thing someone has asked you about your gear

[vroskii]

Did you write Cal Carson on your skis?



**This post was edited on Apr 11th 2023 at 2:07:19pm

 

[LilFiddy]

"Lib tech makes skis?"

I get it all the time

 

[muffMan.]

Oh shit I gotta get me some of this. My chunky cankles have a time and a half getting into my Tecnica Zero Gs when it's cold out

One thing imma miss about 3 piece is how easy they are to get on.

 

[cydwhit]

I've had someone ask me how I liked my skis, and then, when I told him how I felt about them, he quoted my review at me to explain why I was wrong about them, not knowing I had written it.

 

[patagonialuke]

I've had someone ask me how I liked my skis, and then, when I told him how I felt about them, he quoted my review at me to explain why I was wrong about them, not knowing I had written it.

I love playing undercover gear guy when a know-it-all type strikes up a passionate product chat on the chair

 

[SmokedGouda]

Was at Ski Cooper in colorado like 5 years ago or something and while only skiing on 102s mind you, this guy said something along the lines of, "Man those look like water skis or something. Theyre big!" lmfaooo

 

[Icant_kfed]

Somebody asked me if my cedar Allplays were vishnus

 

[hi_vis360]

Nah, dude tryna go up and get some impromptu celebrity quote is cringe as hell. Didn't seem like he had a clue what you were taking about, off guard, some random acronym that's kinda like .Mp3. You didn't enunciate the "n" very well either telling him what to say.

LEAVE SHAUN WHITE ALONE GUYS STOP BEING MEAN!!!

 

[cydwhit]

I love playing undercover gear guy when a know-it-all type strikes up a passionate product chat on the chair

It's truly one of life's great joys. My favorite neutral response is "oh really? Interesting!"

 

[Tucko]

that dude is such an asshat, he also treats lifties and demo techs like dogshit

I have a homie that met him, and from all I hear, he’s just an entitled piece of shit.

 

[jompcock]

I've been asked how I get snowboard boots to fit ski bindings 3 times this season. I have the black and white Dalbello Il Moros.

 

[ski_salmon69]

I've been asked how I get snowboard boots to fit ski bindings 3 times this season. I have the black and white Dalbello Il Moros.

Are your ski boots made by vans??

 

[steezytangerine]

one time someone asked me why there were so many dents in my helmet right before the end of the lift, i dont think they heard my response because when they saw me turn to the park i heard them say "ohhhh" in the distance as i skied away

 

[EvanMeyer]

I ride old kartels with the Santa muerte design and have been asked if I worship satan on the chair