Funniest thing i have seen/heard in my life

[OAK_TREE]

I was at the Milwaukee court house to pay for a speeding ticket i aquired going to a tangerine dream premiere. i was walking to the court house and i see this guy squatting like a baseball catcher with his coat over his head. i first laughed to myself because it looked funny. than i don't want him to see me looking at him so i look away and hear a watery substance hit the ground. i laughed and then looked. he was peeing on the ground. then i looked away and heard a "uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" sound and then smack. a turd hit the ground. By this point i was laughing out loud and i ran away. funniest thing i have ever seen.

 

[Ender]

hahaha what the fuck i would have thrown something at him

 

[pmills]

run over and push him down while his pants are at his ankles

 

[cgregg]

some toilets in africa you have to shit like that

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

hahah that would have been beautiful

 

[jimmychung]

whaaat? was he homeless? that would've been so random if he wasn't.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

if seen a homeless guy pee through a tiny hole in his pants before... it was pretty impressive

 

[OAK_TREE]

yeah i am pretty sure he was homeless. other wise why would he have done that.

 

[japanada]

maybe he just likes shitting in public places.

 

[OAK_TREE]

could be. but i think he was homeless.

 

[japanada]

most likely

 

[Petey.]

hahaha...thats hilarious, but i think i have one better about my friend

 

[Leckett]

hahahahaha you shoulda pulled over to him and honked and then waved and taken a picture

 

[wolvenfire]

thats.......ummmmmmm wierd?

 

[OAK_TREE]

i was walking but i would have if i was driving.

 

[CORKED]

gotta love the homeless in milwaukee. tuesday the bus here went into the oncoming traffic lane, under an over pass, and almost took out some guy in a white cavalier, then we almost hit a pedestrian at a different spot and we dinged a suburban. i love riding the bus hihg.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

haha homeless people.

 

[*freeskierpj*]

wow that would have been hilarious

 

[SkiBunny69]

i didn't even laugh, that would be weird tho

 

[Wafflez]

i just shit my pants