Funniest Thing Everrr

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ThaLorax

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So, I don't know about other schools but every year for homecoming our whole school gets together for a usually boring assembly where there are games and lip synciing and contests between grades and shit. But this year, in the middle of it, right in the middle of one of these contests three senior guys come running through the rally naked, two holding 06' flags and the other holding a gryffindor flag (as a joke). After they stopped to waive the flags they ran off and our principal atually tried to tackle one of them and the kid threw a sign at him. So they proceded to run away and apparently got arrested. Keep in mind they did this in front of over 1.500 students and teachers. Luckily none of them were 18 yet. It was discusting but soo funny and random. Half the teachers flipped a shit and the others just couldn't stop laughing (along w/ the rest of the school). Sorry for the long read, but it's worth it.

"There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
ya worth it, i see a penis around 5 times a day.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
Yeah schools fucking suck now because you cannot do stuff like that without picking up many hours of community service.

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somethin kinda like that happened at my school. It was at the football game against our rival school, and we had just kicked a field goal so no one was on the field, and a kid streaked. It was fucking hilarious, cuz when he was jumpin the fence he racked himself.

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Nice. If skiing ever gets boring, you can start streaking.

David

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Don't waive your rights with your flags.

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I ride with the big Guns.

 
sounds cool, there were no fights at the game tonight :-(, that must be a record tho, they stepped up security and everything. last game 3 cops got punched, one cop got hit over the head with a skateboard, there were little kids running everywhere playing football, 4 regular fights, a chich fight between a blonde and a goth, and a few drug busts and we lost....oh well it was fun haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
skibrdingbtch (sp?) sees alot of penis alright, penis galore indeed

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
what does that have to do with anything? unless it was at your homecoming???

"There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
haha some guys tried that a while back at my school. they ran through the quad in the middle of the day buck ass naked and then onto the parking lot and the campus monitors were casing them. they had a getaway driver in a truck, one hopped on the back of the truck and the driver thought they were both on so he hit it. the other guy was chasing the truck and the driver saw him and slammed on the brakes. he ran straight into the back of the truck...and then they got busted

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It was a tradition at our school, during the halftime of the powderpuff game we had about 12 guys run through with whitie tighties. My principal was clapping.

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Once during a basketball game this kid streaked with only a thong on, and got caught. Then some kid streaked naked, and got caught, and I think hes on the sex offender list now. Moral of these stories, you always get caught.

 
I talked to one of them over the weekend and i asked him if he really got arrested and he replied, "naw, I got a five day vacation and am driving down to santa cruz until i'm allowed back in school"

"There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
were they wearing mask's of did u know them

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haha that's pretty funny.. my friend got expelled and charged for indecent exposure a couple weeks back for doing a nuddy run, it was hilarious

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my friends during a game got old cheerleading skirts, and then took there shirts and put them on there face like arabs then ran out in the middle of the football feild with big 05's on there chests then ran off. half streaking, but no penises

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
a bunch of us seniors last year took a shit on the 50 yard line on the football field before homecoming, was funny as hell to watch the maintanace crew in the morning when they showed up to cut the grass

"the other day i finally saw it, finally saw what i have always wanted to see. I saw someone get hit by a car." -Dane
 
what about combining the two?

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we had a pep rally last friday and it was sooo horribly boring so about 3/4 through about like 3-4 kids got up and left and before you knew it the whole school got up and left. The football team (which sucks balls, literally, we havent won a single game in like forever, but still full of jocks) was about to come on and they're like where are all of you going but everybody was like fuck this boring shit and left. The principal was so pissed off

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it was kindof a thought off of doobie's post

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Long read?? def not. Sounds funny if you were there.

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kinda hard to see it if its in her mouth tho,

haha i don't even know skbrdingbitch but its time to jump on the bandwagon.

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haha, thats pretty funny but would be hilarious if i were there

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They were friends of mine, but I had no idea they were pulling this, if you care to call it, stunt.

"There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
if i were to go through a football game with nothign on, i'd have like 10 getaway drivers on multiple sides of the field with walkietalkies. you gotta plan shit, and you'll be straight.
 
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