Funniest Thing EVER

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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Cyber Sex Script.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. It's sooooo hilarious. You guys seriously have to read the end, it keeps getting better and better.

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Heather: wrong place for clicker

Me: lol

Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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'i did a front flip to hand stand'

- Rich

 
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha...thats fuckin awsome...that dude is my hero...well, maybe not

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
golden

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

800 club
 
haha, thats was fucking hilarious..

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
hahahahaaha that shit is so funny

------------------------------------------------------------ I'm outta Fairfield, CT the home of apple pie, crack cocaine and the thigh master
 
man, that was great shit.

'Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. '

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man that was mint. i like the phlegm part.

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
that was fucking gold GOLD GOLD!!!!....haha that bitch got dissed sooo bad

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50
 
great list, makes me feel lucky to have a y chromosome. my favorites are

39. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

42. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

and my absolute favorite

50. The world is your urinal.

makes me sort of teary. i'll have to show it to my girlfriend to make her more jealous of my manliness

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
not that great. it was ok... read funnier stuff.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
bwaahhaha.. nerds these days

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
I'm bumping this because more people have to read this stuff... toooo funny.

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Heather: wrong place for clicker

Me: lol

Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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'i did a front flip to hand stand'

- Rich

 
thats pretty funny

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
its fun to make fun of some1's occupation, especially if its basically being a whore

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
holy moly.

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
the last one ios the best! 50) the world is your urinal. wow isnt that the truth

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

Sweetheart: (logged off)

-Teddy
 
Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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