Funniest Thing EVER

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jambone

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OK have you ever heard of some one over dosing on viagra? Yesterday this kid in my school (he is a total fag) overdoesed on viagra. These kids offered him five bucks to down 130 mg (5 times the recommended adult dosage) and he did. He started having siezures in class and had to go to the hospital. The fag got suspended for five days and is pressing charges on the kid who gave the viagra to him. That kid got expelled. I swear to god this shit is fucking real no joke. How could any one make it up? That kid is the fucking stupidest kid alive.

 
Wow, i acctually did luagh out loud when I imagened that in my mind, except I pictured the kid we always do shit to spasing in class. Damn, that is fucking funny.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
no its not funny thinking of the kid having seizures its funny thinking of a kid with a huge boner having seizures

 
^lol...tha's great

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maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
haha did he have a bone? cause if he did that would be prollyy the funniest picture ever. that would be graet too if he had a bone for like 6 horus and couldnt get it down and was int he hospital and stuff. haha

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yeah man, it's hard to down that much viagra, boy I tell you what.

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bahhahahahaah wat a fag y would he sue its his own fault

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
my neck is a little STIFF from reading all those puns....

that kid needs a few smacks in the face

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haha so awesome

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i hate how he can sue the guy. its ridiculous.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!
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This is funny too:

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gizoogle is dope

This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$

 
^^^hahaha I love how every word says something like "shizzle, nizzle, drizzle" and then at the top it just clearly says the word "Thursday."

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ahahahah how imbarressing would that be. your in the hospital and your parents see you with a bone

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I like how it just says "Thursday"

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Thats a big drug in our school all the guys take it when they are with a girl so they can fuck forever

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thats funny but why would he even think of doing something like that.

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130mg isnt that much. they prescribe it in 25 mg, 50 mg, and 100 mg pills, so there's almost no way he took 130 mg unless it was like one full pill and like half of another. and viagra is awesome even if you dont need it. i even gave my girlfriend it once and she said it was amazing. if it increases bloodflow for males, it would do the same for women.

rape is no laughing matter unless you're raping a clown

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

 
pretty sure flacid is limp dude

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You win...HAHAHAHA

Not know "whats up"....that was the worst(best) pun ever.

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