HAHA... i was at COP and their was this fat kid on fujatives with a fruity coat with fur on it and shit. Anyway he saw the first big table (not big, just big for cop) which is about 35 feet long with a fair lip on it. Anyway it was a warm day and the snow was slow. He started next to the 2 drops (from those things there is no way you can get enough speed to make the table on a day like that. Anyway he asked me what they were like, and i told him that you need alot of speed and that you probably won't make it if you start where we were standing. He straightlined... as fast as he could but when he got on the jump he speedchecked. He landed with his front tips about a foot behind the lip. I had cased that jump lots of times so i just chilled and went of the one next to it (smaller but easy to get speed for). Anyway i land and hes laying on the crap balling his face off... i broke my foot, get a paramedic, blahblahblah. I knew he couldn't have really been hurt otherwise i would have taken him seriously (i have cased the same jump much worse without feeling any pain). I knew he was ok, but he kept crying and wouldn't move away from the landing so i told him i wouldn't get ski patrol till he moved out of the way... so finally he crawled like someone had broken both his legs to the side of the run. I went to ski patrol and told them he needed them and shit. I'm not a cruel person... he was just being such a pussy that i couldn't take him seriously. So yea thats my funny COP story. I wrote alot i think.
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