funniest song ever

teletubbies theme song

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
download some music by anal cunt of the internet... it's awful sounding and the lyrics just put it over the top lol

 
Morning Wood is the title.. I dont know who by.. ITs hilarious

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Just Huck it
 
yea i just heard that playa hata one yesterday, it is the shit

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
'my rhymes are cool, like doing cocaine!'

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
your kid is deformed- anal cunt

OR

fuck a dog- blink 182

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

 
i walk around town with a stark erection

i gave your mom a yeast infection

'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
 
mtv get off the air part 2 by MC Paul Barman. he's this middle aged white jewish rapper. You can also download my band, The Undesireables on Kazaa sometimes. We are the epitome of shitty gutterpunk. G.G.Allen is pretty gnarly too. During one of his concerts he fucked a dead cat onstage. THATS HARDCORE!!! hahaha

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
jane's addiction - we'll make great pets

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
 
i got athletes foot at mikes house - anal cunt. quite possible the worst song of all time, but im sure theres a song thats worse, but i have yet to find it.

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everyone is entitled to the above opinion.

'the walrus is in the barn' - brad holmes

'the bible is the most shoplifted book in the unted states' - Froggy
 
party in the tub by ernie and bert...frickin hilarious

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
Big Balls by the Pietasters.

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^Rowen^

'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle

'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt

'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL

 
'The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying' -by the bloodhound gang.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
^great song

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
'gin and juice' by barenaked ladies

if you liked the original this one is damn funny

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
Send them N****rs back - johhny rebel

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
there's tons of funny songs search them on kazaa lite

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
how about the greatest song ever, by tenacious d

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
^ i dont like tenacious d very much. my friends completely obsess over them, so then i listened to some of there songs and i was like wow this is homo.

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
i cant be;ieve no one mentioned steven lynch! funniest shit ever.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
fuck her gently by Tenacious D

all there songs are halarious and good

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Proud member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
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