Funniest Ski moment

manbear

manbear

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Hey so what is the funniest thing you guys have ever seen or done on the mountain?

Hope this isn't a repost, I couldn't find anything with the search bar.
 
I didn't witness this first hand, but one time my friend was on the lift and some really nooby snowboarder was slidding down underneath him. So he says "excuse me miss, i think you dropped something back there, it looks like money!" So she stopped, looked up and said thank you, unstrapped her board and walked up the trail to where the "money" was, and dropped her board which proceeded to slide down the trail.

in before soemone tells me this is a cool story, bro.
 
doing tip stand in the lift line my binding released. luckily no one around me to hit. the lifty says ill break my skis if i do that.....
 
I tried to tip stand with a different pair of skis, and i was trying to like slide up instead of standing up, and both my bindings ejected and i faceplanted.

And then another time when i was tip standing, a snowboarder came off the lift and called me jesus. It was embarrassing
 
i was ridin keystone with my boarder friends, and we take peru to the top of 51, i got tired of waiting for them to strap in so i thought ill just take a quick park run and ill make it back up in time with everyone ready. So i left without telling them and did my run, and came back up. i looked around no one was there. so i was like whatever so thought they followed me so i waited 30 minutes. o one showed. So i called them and it turns out they followed some random kid that had the same oakley jacket and pants and was skiin without poles (yes i dont use poles), and they followed the kid all the way to the outback. They didnt notice till they rode on the lift with the kid that it wasnt me. So i basically rode by myself and had epic runs without my boarder friends complaining.

inb4 csb
 
No, no, no... joke goes like this:

*As you are riding on chairlift yell down to gaper.*

"Hey, hey you, you lost something!"

Said gaper stops and looks around to see nothing and replies,

"What did I lose?!"

You reply with:

"Your SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED, suckah!"

End with a dis snap of the fingers and proceed to enjoy your chair ride.

;-)
 
we were all waiting on top of a cliff to hit it and my friend falls off the 10 feet or so cliff while just standing there and continues to slide headfirst on his back for the next like 100 feet
 
had too much to drink. went skiing in bikini. slid painfully out on a box after trying to stop immediately before to save the life of a butterfly that was perched so peacefully on said box.
The butterfly flew away and I ended up with roadrash up my arm/side.
Photo of said incident in my pics.... sadly the butterfly got away before photo.
 
i was waiting in the lift line when this snowboarder decided he was gunna try to squeeze a fifth person onto a quad chair. he successfully got taken out by the chair, along with two of the kids that ended up sitting on him. me, along with every one else in line continued to rip on him.
 
sorry im on mobile ns. so heres a funny thing. i saw this gaper, and he was hitting this rail. he got didnt fall. but then his tips caught on the snow. (no twins) and it realesed oh him
 
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