funniest porn plot!

one night on bravo there was this porn movie that was worse than their regular pornos. it had this girl and she always rode the bus. but everytime she rode it, she would always stare at a guy, then they would get off and fuck in different places. it happened to her like 20 times.

I got pissed of trying to put more than one thing in my signiture, so i give up. signatures are gay
 
Hmmmm, road rage turns to hot monkey sex.

THPHTBH!!

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'HAHA, dag, that's such a wicky fly word, I dizig it tizotally man.' -PhattTim

 
Is it true that pizza guys always have sex on pool tables?

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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
 
i bet you wish you were a pizza guy right jay?

'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
 
LOL!!!! HAHA, JAY!!! HAHAH, Pizza pretty man Rebel

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

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-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
i saw one that was situtated in the middle ages and everybody dressed and talked like it, but they all had guns and drove around in cadilacs

Marge : 'But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician.'

Homer : 'Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay.'

Marge : 'What did you say?'

Homer : 'I don't know. I flunked Latin, too.'
 
Haha, remember in Monty Pyton and the Search for The Holy Grail? Man, that'd be awesome.

THPHTBH!!

~~Follower of the random swearing to irritate people revolution~~

~~proud member of crappy jibbers of NS.com~~

~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~

'HAHA, dag, that's such a wicky fly word, I dizig it tizotally man.' -PhattTim

 
hahahaha yeah that would be pretty cool

Marge : 'But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician.'

Homer : 'Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay.'

Marge : 'What did you say?'

Homer : 'I don't know. I flunked Latin, too.'
 
ya i saw this porn that takes place like 300 years ago but one of the butlers was filming on a digital camera while they were getting it on.... wtf?

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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

Here at the fis, we put the 'free' in 'freestyle'
 
the funniest porn type movie is flesh gordan. anyone whos seen this knows what im talking about

I got pissed of trying to put more than one thing in my signiture, so i give up. signatures are gay
 
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! Flesh Gordon=funniest porn ever! LOL!!!!!!!

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Man, the 'Porn' on CityTV is pretty, how shall we say, conservative.

-his shibbness
 
lol, baby blue 2 on citytv...

haha, it is funny, and the actors/actresses are just awful

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THe best is that 'Dream On' tv show. IT's a pretty sitcom, with intermitent porn.

Good Old English
 
hmm......'Denise and Cryss get it on at Mark's house part 4'. i heard thats a pretty good one to watch

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be wild. live wild, ski wild
 
LOL!!!!!!!!

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'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Flesh Gordan is the best, saw it once and wow. Who would have ever thought that a sex ray could make such an entertaining show.

Caller: Is Chris home?

Mom: No he\'s out skiing

Caller: He was supposed to pick me up

Mom: Oh, he went with some girl

Caller: He left me for a girl?

Mom: Ya, he said 2 good things were going to happen to him today. I know skiing is one but i can't put my finger on the other one
 
i saw an epic porno where a guy was pretending to be james bond and he was waving around an airsoft gun and then 2 hoes just started sucking his dick
 
i saw a dumb one where it had to do with the army and some invaders, and all kinds of ridiculous shit, and the girlswas like, watch out, shes dangerous, guy says why? because she'll fuck you til you die or some ridiculous line like that. anyways, turned into a three way right

aside from that we had a good laugh when space nuts was on some channel cause it a late saturday right. that whole film is silly. screwing blue chicks?
 
best one:
Lake Flacid. none of the guys on the beach could get hard so it turned into a giant lesbian orgy hahah
 

damn if you're gonna get excited about something enough to press caps lock, at least now what you're talking about he means
LORD OF THE G-STRINGS

lol @ quinn 2
 
I saw some shitty alien porno on HBO where these random naked alien chicks ran around and fucked it also had the cheesiest and worst CGId space fight i have ever seen hahaha.
 
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