Funniest moment of your life???

.SHAGGY.

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One time a girl said she didn't like newschoolers so i peed in her butt. whats your funniest moment?
 
I poured dog shit all over my girlfriend.............................................

It was the "funniest moment of my life"...............................
 
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I laughed until I cried when I heard my little sister was asked what her favorite song was in kindergarten, and she answered "driving that train high on cocaine" - she had been listening to casey jones a little too much in big brother Adam's room...
 
When I was really young my dad told me that his friend was bald because a helicopter landed on his head and his hair caught on fire. That was funny.
 
Wasn't funny time at the time but in the 2nd grade I got my head stuck in one of those wooden jungle gym bridges... Lookin back it's pretty funny
 
well i work at best buy mobile and yesterday i sawpictures of some 55 year old womens tits on her phone, more disturbing then funny
 
Me and my friends were in middle school, and being the prepubescent rabblerousers we were, we decided to light a rubber ducky on fire. As the unfortunate mallard smoldered in defeat, he let out a dying "Squeeee"

I decided he hadn't had enough, and proceeded to stomp on him. Still on fire, the bastard stuck to my foot, and I proceeded to flail my legs in the air while screaming like a little girl. I finally kicked him free, and then put my foot down - directly onto the still flaming duck. Repeat.

My friends didn't let that go for a LONG time, but in retrospect, it was pretty hilarious
 
when i was 6, I tried to make an explosion with my best friend. we got a bunch of electronics and starting dumping them into a buckett of water, while turning them on and off. looking back on it, i am impressed in my inteligence of what not to do
 
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