funniest line from Anchorman

i agree...it was funny but it disappointed me

funny lines though (anything brick said was gold!)

'wow that escalladed really fast...like it was really outta hand...'

'i pooped out a hammer'

'i pooped out a taperecorder'

'i drank a lava lamp...it wasnt really lava'

Ron - brick are you holding you golf tounry again this year?

Brick - no, too many people died last year so we decided not to do it.

hehe, there were a few good lines

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
i agree Brick gets the MVP of the movie....but i think the most underrated guy was Champ or what ever, they cowboy guy that does the sports....some of the stuff he says, and how he gets carried out of hand was great.

I thought it was great when the chick was doing the news alone and the two co-anchors are trying to get her to mess up, that was good stuff.

Or when Ron and the girl are anchoring and they keep fighting to get the last word, then during the credits they are arguing and stuff to make it look like their talking.....good stuff

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
i love the part when they are both insulting each other at the end of the news broadcast but its during the credit roll so there is no audio and they are just smiling and insulting each othere back and forth....and ron says well im ognna punch you in the ovcaries....yup straight to the baby maker

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east coast da boot!
 
i thought brick was the worst part of the movie, unlike any of the other funny quotes in the movie, his were just lame and unorginal, even for a 'stupid' character. Ferrel was the real laughter crafter. I just love his random word outbursts.

'Great Oden's raven'

'Son of a beesting'

 


the part when they were talking about wat brick went on to do... 'brick now works in the white house with george bush as one of his top advisors'

priceless

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Tu as de beaux yeux, tu sais

 
haha i saw it last night... there are parts where its really boring and then there were parts when i thought i was gunna die from laughing. haha 'i love....... lamp'

'That got out of hand really fast' haha

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

- stevie
 
'I pooped a hammer'

'Yeah well where'd you get your clothes? The...toilet store?'

'Where'd you get that hand grenade brick?'

'I don't know'

 
damnit i was gunna say that too haha...

-ya you yu look good tomarrow dont wear a bra

-i love sctch mm sctochscotchscotch

the part where will meets that girl at the party and wants her hynie lol 'how do i put this i want on yur hynie' or summthing rather...bwaha

 
'it smells like Big Foots DICK!' or when brick comes into the screen at the end and will ferrell (sp?) is like no go stand over there... ya

 
random, but ppl say i look like ben still which i think i dont

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
hahahahahaha. ben stiller was a REALLY good mexican. surprisingly good mexican. I couldnt believe it in fact

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I'm liberal, just so you all know
 
when hes all washed up drinkin milk. hahah ' its so hot! milk was a bad choice.'

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks
 
'periods atracked bears...they can smell the menstration'-brick

'Your a dirty pirate hooker'-Ron

'i hope his mom doesn't ground him so we can be gangbangers''

strode420

 
im riding a fuzzy tractor

brick was so funny man that movie was great

and the erection part was funny and the fight scene was the best

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
'it smells like bigfoots dick!'

'it smells like straight up gasoline'

'it smells like turds covered in burnt hair'

'it smells like dirty diapers filled with indian food'

 
you are retarded its im in a glass case of emotion. not box or whatever the fuck you other people said. and its como ESTAN bitches not estas you are some retarded idiots. but the best was when the announcer said tits magee

 
favorite quote from 50 first dates.

'This is a one time offer.... i am going into ur office and i will become comletely naked... then next step is up to u.'

- the lady/man

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
best line... what max, you pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel a cheese? im not even mad thats amazing

sms sess 4
 
you will always be a friend of the bears baxter

the whole dog/bear scene was the best

This isnt 'Nam Dude, this is bowling there are rules
 
'its made with bits of real panther, you no its gota be good.'

'Ohhhhhh it tingles your nose......in a good way.''Actually I am going to be completley honest with you, that smells like gasoline.'

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
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