funniest line from Anchorman

i like it when there all yelling and the guy is all like WHY ARE WE YELLING?, LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES

.......... AK REPRESENT

 
I saw the movie Old School everyone was talking about 'It has Will Ferrell he's so funny OMG!!?!??++' and it sucked pretty much.

What the fuck makes Will Ferrell funny? Nothing. There are so much better comedians out there.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
I'm sorry but Will Ferrel is a comedic genious.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
No,really,try to explain me.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
I find that some of his humour may appeal to idiots. But seriously, how can you not laugh at this guy?

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
By the way, most Scandinavians are really good at english. But you being Finnish, I've got to ask. Did you see his movies in Finnish or English? Because it probably loses something in the translation.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
i jsut got back from anchorman...not only was it horrible, but i was also buzzed when i saw it, and in a really good mood, but it FUCKING SUCKED

will ferrell seems to think that he can take his own shit, and sell it for gold, well i am sorry, but the best live of the movie, was when i was asked to leave because i was voicing my discontent of the movie, along with my five other comrades.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
 
yeh so my favorite part was when brick said 'then i killed a guy with a trident!' but i thought that it was funny when ron burgandy said 'Iam ron burgandy?' good stuff

weiner
 
it was funny shit, you just gotta take it for what it was, a goofy ass, no brain required movie, if you want cinema go rent shawshank redemption, but if you wanna veg out and laugh watch anchorman

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
well first of all, will ferrell isnt a comedian, he's an actor. his delivery is so perfect, his facial expressions and tone of voice make his lines so much funnier.

my favorite line: 'i'm stuck in a glass case of emotion!' the trident one was hilarious too.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
^^^^^how can u not find old school funny, that is the best movie of all time. will farrell is a genious, i cant wait to see anchorman!!

*nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody>*
 
the trident one was funny as hell and so wasa the whole movie, brink was the funniest character though

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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'

-Pep Fujas-

 
that movie was so funny it's not even funny how funny it was, i laughed 75% of the movie, as did everyone else in the theatre, it ws barely quiet. i don't have a favorite line, but the little actions and things that went on that you had t owatch for were hilarious

 
i liked the

'how could you read my lines?'

'i told you i wanted to be an anchorman'

'i thought you were joking, i even wrote it down in my journal...'

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
'Go fuck yourself san diego'

What the fuck do you expect? It's like leaving a crackhead in a room full of crack, you know what's gonna happen.
 
Trevorwould...

We have subtitles, but I don't read them, because yeah, some jokes might lose 'it' in the translation. WE don't dub our movies like some cuntfaced German weightlifters.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
I killed a man with a Trident!

I stabbed him in the heart!

You guys couldn't say anything? EVEN THE GUY WHO CANT THINK SAID SOMETHING!

73 percent of the time it works everytime.

That...doesnt make sense.

I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself San Diego.

I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!!!!!

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
tahoeskipunk7 thats so weird thats my favorite line too, then he runs around screaming with a gernade, or the part with the erection, or when hes like, 'well i dont no how to say this, but, people, they no me, im kinda a big deal' or when the dog is punted off the bridge, sorry i just love that movie

skiing rules

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
or when hes like 'What did u say baxter? u pooped in the refrigerator? u ate a whole wheel of cheese? im not mad... im actually impressed' or when he calls the guy and says 'He dropped kicked baxter

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
 
After the fight with the other newsmen, when they are sitting back in Ron's office and he says, 'Wow that really escalated, I mean escalated really quickly'

 
In the car. Ron is eating a burrito and he says, 'This burrito is AMAZING!...but very filling.' Then abruptly throws it out the window. The dog dropkick in the ensuing scene is also priceless.

i'm republican

i hate bill o'reilly
 
the sex panther seen was the best, i like, 'hey man you killed 5 guys' 'ya i really got that guy wiht the try-dent' and'cuz you probably be wanted for murder'

 
Como estas' Bitchees. When stiller and the spanish news team came as golden. the whole scene made me shit my pants laughing. by far it was one of the funniest movies ive ever seen. When jack black punted baxter off the bridge was great too.

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Member # 5605 and i still have the least number if posts.

MCM[03-04]

SURF/SKI NJ

 
that movie sucked. one long drawn out shitty snl skit.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
yea, great movie, i liked how there were all the big name actors, like Jack Black, and Vince Vaughn, and Stiller.

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
'I ate a big red candle'

'news team assemble'

the movie had its funny moments but there was nothing good to connect them, it made me laugh but in between the laughs there was absolutely nothing.

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'Let's get drunk, not whiskey dick drunk though!' - my friend Kim

Get Over It

Gotta Love The Midwest

Goodbye snow!
 
'I will shoot you with a BB gun when no one is looking, right in the back of the head!'

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
still gotta check it out soon, same with dodegeball

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
mike-o, your bringing us all down

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
haha yeah when he said im ron burgandy? that was so funny, just the look on his face

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
best part is when ben still comes with his news crew into the fight and he goes COMO ESTAS BITCHES

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
I love carpet....I love desk...I love lamp

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
I LOVE SCOTCH...SCOTTHY SCOTCH SCOTCH...WATCH IT GO DOWN, DOWN INTO MY BELLY

COME GET A TASTE

YOU KNOW I DONT SPEAK SPANISH

ITS LIKE A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

AQUALUNG

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT

Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
 
ill punch u in the ovary, right in the baby-maker

you're so wise. you're like a miniature buddha, covered with hair

i love... lamp

basically everything with brick, and luke wilson getting his arms chopped off

high north session 4
 
So, how long until we are on.?- Ron Burgendy

Your on now!

I dont belive you.

Do i have to serve these canned peaces chilled?
 
'I just ate a big red candle'

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
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