funniest comedian

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i would have to say chris rock. he is pretty damn hillarious! Brian Reagan is also real funny!

you dont always have to fuck her hard. in fact some times thats not right, to do. some times you gotta make some luuuv and fuckin give her some smooches tooo. some times you got to sqeez. sometimes you got to say please. SOMETIME you gotta say HEY, 'im gonna fuck you, sweetly. im gonna screw you gently im gonna hump you, sweetly. im gonna ball you, DESCRETLY. and then you say hey i brought you flowers. and then you say well wait a minute sally. i think i got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? thats fuckin teamwork. whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do if for you! whats your favorite dish? not gonna cook it but i'll order it from SANSABAR! and then i'm gonna luv you completley, and fuckin fuck u descretly. and then i'll fuckin bone you completly. but then im gonna fuuuuuuck yooooouuu haaaaaarrd! haaaard!

-tenacious d, fuck her gently
 
there are soo many that are real good. i love watching the HBO specials and all the stand up on Comedy Central.

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carrot top. alot of you nay sayers are gona say he sucks and should be shot. But i've seen him live and have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

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EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
 
Dennis Learly

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
Pablo Fransisco.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
denis leary, and some black guy that always seems blazed when hes performing

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bernie mac?

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
Robin Williams?

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Yeah Chris Rock is probably my fav. he's mad funny. I checked out some of carrot tops shit to jordan and that shit was halarious, know when I see him on those commercials I have a greater respect.

Chris Farley is a fucken legend though, and we all know this

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Chris Rock is the shit. his stand up is the funniest thing ever, plus his skit (i forgot what its called) where he has his talk show was the funniest thing to come out of SNL in the past decade

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nrom mcdonald is quite humorous also, chris rock has the racial shit, it's hilarious, mostly cause is against HIS race

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Poniverus
 
dennis leary is the biggest asshole in the world. I mean hes funny but he fucking made fun of micheal j. fox for his cancer and said he was fakin it. thats pretty harsh.



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lewis black is so funny it hurts

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
www.danecook.com, listen to the jukebox its the funniest thing ive ever heard. Chapelle is a goodman too though

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
Robin Williams HBO stand up was the funniest thing i've ever seen.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
i was gibba sat jim bruer, except i don't know how to spell his name, and i didn't feel like trying to...i probably spelled it wrong right there

my parents got the dvd of that robin williams on broadway thing, and it is rediculously funny

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mitch hedburg by far is supreme

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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'

 
Damnit you beat me to it, I just downloaded his CD and it's hilarious. 'Smokey the Bear is a much more imposing authority figure than I first thought.'

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
bill hicks does rule, is mitch hedburg the guy that did that thing about catching the frog and putting it in a jar with a rock and a stick to re create its surroundings? cuz that guys hi larious

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
jim gaffigan, dane cook and brian regan

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
I gotta say Robin Williams too. He shows a versatility in comedy that is unusual in todays comedians. Bernie Mac, Carlin, Valrby (Dr. Dirty), Chris Rock all limit there comedy to what has been successful and sticking with it (and there's nothing wrong with that), but with Robin Williams, you really never know what the hall the guys gonne do, you just know its gonna be funny.

 
Rodney Carrington......'If you cracked open my head a thousand hairy triangles wiull come running out'

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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
Robin Williams - wild and crazy as fuck

John Clease (sp?) - Montey Pithon was great. I can watch 'Quest for the Holy Grail' a million times and still laugh

Rowin Atkinson - Mr. Bean is played out, but you must admit you laughed the first 40,000 times you saw it. Also, his comedy sketch is the greatest.

Abbot and Costello - I could listen to 'who's on first' for every second for the rest of my life and I would never stop laughing.

Russel Peters - Canadian / Indian stand up comic. I think he's rated top 3 up and comers in the world. If you don't know who he is, you probably will soon. I think I like him a lot though, because he makes fun of Indian people (I can relate).

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
Lewis Black

or

Steeven Wright (sp?)

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dude, jay i forgot about atkinson, that guy rules, but its all about black adder, funniest tv show ever

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Yeah man, Black Adder was funny. Thin Blue Line was funny as as well.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
chris farley for sure

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Carlin and Lewis Black are geniuses. Will Ferrel isnt a standup comedian and isnt funny (except for Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back) and neither is norm macdonald

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i used to be NOFXpunkAF

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Larry the cable guy is great

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