Funniest AIM Convo ever. Ended up with a kid wanting to fight me

This is just a shot in the dark here, but does he wear a shirt long enough to be called a dress?

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9999 was so suspensful.

Related to the topic, That kid said your just making it worse like 8576 times.

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

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so um...

dglass1299 (9:27:09 PM): u think that shit fases me

dglass1299 (9:27:14 PM): when kids like u tellin me that

www.Dictionary.com

"Fases" No entry found for fases.

this kid is special.. thats for sure. tell him he needs to go back to what? maybe grade 3 or 4 and learn how to spell.

 
wasnt to funny... go pound his face in with a baseball bat

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

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so what happened?

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
i can't believe i read everything!

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Time for flaming dog shit on the doorstep?

I think so!

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"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
dude heres a prank to do to him......................................

get an old purse from like a garage sale or one thats lying around yours or a buddies house. get someone to take a nice big shit in it or use dog shit but human diarrhea would be much better. put some pieces of paper in it and envelopes and leave it open so that hed be able to see that theres something that might be worthwhile inside it. leave it by his car door and hide somewhere where your able to see him. then as he goes to his car he'll find the purse and definetly look inside it and grab a huge handful of human shit. do it when its dark out though. good luck

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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^ Eh... The good ol' shit doller would work wayyy better than that. It's basically full proof.

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dglass1299 (12:25:01 AM): ull have tears in ur eyes bud

saccccccc (12:25:14 AM): tears of laughter

saccccccc (12:25:18 AM): as you tickle me to death

thats the best part haha

man this is one of the greatest threads ever. im claiming it

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
 
or dglass is a complete faggot and the kids tellin the truth...........................if not sorry dglass and kick the kids ass

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skiierman did u see that in CKY they did it sum guy and he fucking flipped out it was funny as hell you should defiently do that to that kid that keeps bitching about his car it would work no doubt

 
Haha, ohhh yes I saw that. Quite possibly the best shit dollar ever. He was soo fucking pissed and when they had to make him sign the waiver, priceless...

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man i just read all of this. it is completely lame. why did you post it? so we can "back you up"? asac, im sorry, but you shouldnt have narked on your friends in the first place. obviously this other kids david, is a total tool. just do something about it and end it. thats the solution. but if he does anything to your car, i dont even know. stab him.

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