Funniest adult intro of all time.

[doritos]

So yesterday was a pretty tough day. I started having morning sex with my girl before realizing five minutes in she was late for work, so all day I was horny as balls and the only reason I didn't do myself a favor was because I planned on having sex that night... but no, 11:30 rolled around and all of a sudden "holy fuck we have to write a lab report for class tomorrow" right after about three hours of nonstop marijuana consumption... not good. So of course we ended up going to bed way too late and once again, got cheated out of good sex.
So today it wasn't really a choice. I came home early, broke out the laptop, and of course had to go find some new porn (because for some reason, even though you save half the videos you get you always wanna find new shit just because you can). Ahh, "Lotus - Tiny Asian Cutie". That looks like some quality smut right there. Oh, what a surprise I was in for. I open this video and the first minute is the most gut-busting, ridiculous, hysterical bullshit porn intro I have ever seen and -- guaranteed -- ever will see. Without further delay, I present to you the premium cinematic effort that is the first 61 seconds of "Lotus - Tiny Asian Cutie".
best intro ever from andrew bloch on Vimeo.

 

[Benson23]

lol wut

 

[CoonKiller]

literally loling

 

[gordie.]

hahaha omg that was fucking hilarious

for once the internet actually made me lol, +K

 

[eljusto.]

hahahahhahahahahahahahh.......

hahahahhahahhahahahahah +K

 

[Laurent.]

That was so very, very random.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

lol k+

 

[summersover]

the power of teh interwebz

 

[styley.]

"mmmm, look at that gotee. i bet it would tickle my balls"

 

[.frenchy]

ahahhaha +k

 

[fivefootthree]

haha me so asian me do anyting

 

[lineC88]

hahahahaha +so much K

 

[ImGoinSailin]

my threads

 

[Phormat]

funny....."ancient chinese secret" and she's speaking japanese LOL

 

[jeremy.g]

dub tee eff. haahahhah.

 

[TheQuailman]

Its funny that she just happens to be asian and working at a drycleaner. But whats really fucking hilarious is the gay black guy who just pops up out of nowhere, whereing like a rolled up wife beater whose like "I bet his goatee would tickly my balls."

and can you pm me the link to the actual porn

 

[TheQuailman]

hahahaah, why would the black guy speak chinese hahaha

 

[Negro_Jesus]

 

[snowking249]

hahahahaha!!! that black guy made me lol so hard, btw you must watch some shitty ass porn lol

 

[DaveM]

me love you long time

 

[jibbinc.]

lol what

 

[Mr.Feeny]

hahahaha thats hilarious!

 

[oreopancake.]

"Detergent, I'll have to put that on the internet!"

hahahahah +k for finding this.

 

[doritos]

Haha I think I have pretty good tastes... but then again I guess everyone does. This isn't really my bag, I was just settled down in bed ready to go when that happened and I didn't really pay attention because who the fuck pays attention to shitty porn stories, when it dawned on me how ridiculous that scene was... at which point, I rewound it, did a double-take, rewound it again and blew up laughing. I couldn't even do my business afterwards, it was too fucking much.

 

[bermbuster49]

wait...why the fuck was there a random black dude?

 

[snowking249]

haha well that could be true, i was just laughin so hard i doubt that anyone could do business after that haha

 

[triebby]