Fundamentalist christian comics

bahaha... "hey everybody, he's cool!"

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I don't understand, is a marijuana joint a synonym for marijuana cigarette?????These newfangled words are just so damn confusing.
 
"Sick dreams are made of fleas! Moldy breath and schoolyard cheese!"

Cause thats what the metal bands I listen to say.....
 
I read every one, and it was hilariously rediculous. straight up. The homosexuality one is the fuinniest.
 
What I have learnt

-I should fear porn

-Being gay leads to eternal damnation

-protected sex increases the rate of infection of STDs. Condoms are completely useless.

-Fetal cells are cute and boyfriends becomes a dick upon discovery of an unwanted pregnancy.

-Rock music is scary

-Having a bible on a person at school is illegal

-Atheism is a religion based on lies and illogical statements

-The first time you smoke pot, you become an addict and will get you in a criminal life. A bible will break the habit of addiction by magic and will dismiss every case against you.

What a load of crap
 
wow, i never knew i was a racist because i believed in evolution.

it all makes sense now though, i must give my life to jesus in order to be a good person.
 
I was on that creation website for 5 seconds and I saw this

"

Evolutionism Propaganda:

Examples of how Evolutionists spread their false doctrines using PBS, children's programming, and the Apple Macintosh."

what the fuck? I feel so liberated not believing in superstitions and crazy stuff like genesis any more.

 
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"I tried not to look... but... well... I keep seein them in my head..."

"LETS PRAY"

Oh you fundamentalist christians. A different answer for every deep seated psychological problem.

 
One of the messages was coming across a little blunt, so I added some extra story.

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Now thats a message everyone can agree with.
 
we say jesus camp at school, and all i have to say is the fucking evangelicals are crazy motherfuckers. in my opinion we need to stop them. yes the fucking evangelicals is a "generalization"
 
I know this has to be the funniest shit load ever!!!!!! Its so fruity, this christain stuff is sooooooo retarded, and people listen to it!!!!
 
Double Post.

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all

figured out...
 
somebody should start a "rock music" group and call it Madonna Dahmer and the Death Squad. thats the greatest thing i've ever read
 
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