Fun ways to tell a hot girl you like her

date one of her friends and then she will get to know u throu her friend and how cool u are and then dump her friend and ask her out later
 
This is what you do, write "Will you go out with me" with small letters on your dick, and as she sucks it, your erection will blow up the letters big and have the messege on penis, and she'll read it.

Its crafy, and unpredictable, errististable to women.
 
EVERYONE STOP TALKING TO THIS KID. he's the biggest tool ever. walsh i'm slapping you so hard tomorrow.
 
15 friends on an ounce????? And you were freaking? What was it like your first time smoking? I know 3 kids that have demolished an ounce in a night.
 
Hahaha. I'm not being a jerk, I just want to know in case I feel like a quickie.
 
hahaha werent those the good old days when kelly and jd may fought on a minute to minute basis...
 
Dude... You know you have problems when you have nostalgic moments about a website. Seriously, I'm scared now.
 
hahaha. that was the last time i was on consistently.

i didnt come to this site in such a long time. i actually kinda forgot about it.
 
haha i wish you guys could see the kid who made this thread. you'd be shitting your pants with laughter.
 
^ya he said i know this "babe" and that made me laugh

heres what i would do write a song about her, take her to the nearest beach or lake and play it under the stars
 
HELL YEAH DUDE... THANKS FOR FINISHING THAT FOR ME... HERE'S ANOTHER CLASSIC THAT IS JUST AMAZING FOR PICKIN UP OF CHICKS... LITTLE DIFFERENT GENRE THO

i love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus:

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you

I touch myself

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey

You're the sun who makes me shine

When you're around I'm always laughing

I want to make you mine

I close my eyes

And see you before me

Think I would die

If you were to ignore me

A fool could see

Just how much I adore you

I get down on my knees

I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you

I don't want anybody else

And when I think about you

I touch myself

Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
 
I think I know the type of girl you're talking about. This is what you need to do, and trust me I know my stuff.

1) Have a woman cut your hair and go and pick up some paul mitchell. Then go hit the tanning bed.

2) Go hit the mall, and don't come back until you've bought 3 polo shirts that are a little small... a white, striped, and a pink one.

3) Get a razor blade and cut holes in all of your jeans.

4) Buy an ironing board, iron, box of condoms and 5 cans of spray starch at walmart.

5) Heat up that iron, lay a polo out on the ironing board with the front down and collar up, then put that iron in the right hand and a can of spray starch in the left. Get to work.

6) Repeat step 5, 2 more times. And shave your balls.

7) Put your pair of ripped up jeans on, then your white polo... then your striped one... then the pink one on top of that.

8) Call her up and tell her you're taking her to dinner at the local Italian Bistro. Then put 3 condoms in your glove box, and then go pick her up.

9) When you go to her door to pick her up, shrug your shoulders a bit, and those 3 collars should go up one right after the other, pop, pop, pop.

10) While at dinner tell her that you saw an ad for hollister models while you were at the mall shopping and you think that she should check into it...

The rest of the night is history.
 
haha I think scratch_this_ was the only one that picked up on the joke. Yes, I was shuggesting that the "hot girl" in this thread was a guy.
 
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