Fun things to do during rotk

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Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, 'Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?'

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'

After the movie, say 'Lucas could have done it better.'

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: 'I must go! Middle Earth needs me!' and run and try to jump into the screen.

After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: 'The Ring.'

Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with 'Mr. Anderson.'

When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, 'And I did it.... MY way...!'

At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Dress up as old ladies and reenact 'The Battle of Helms Deep' Monty Python style.

When Denethor lights the fire, shout 'Barbecue!'

Ask people around you who they think is the next 'Terminator' sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout 'RUN FOREST, RUN!'

Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: 'That's what I'm Tolkien about!'

During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, 'Where's Waldo?'

Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

Start an Orc sing-a-long.

Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in

your cup long ago.

When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, 'I see dead people!'

Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing, 'The Ambiguously Gay Duo!'

When Shelob comes on, exclaim, 'Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!'

 
how bout- 'shut up and enjoy the best movie any of us will ever see'?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Dan, you just reminded me of the guy i saw at the Matrix Revolutions who said 'This is the eighth time i've seen this movie and it just keeps getting better.'

He don't need no introduction

He just bustin.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
yeah except that the matrix sucked and the lord of the rings was fucking super good

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
dude you take way to much offense when someone badmouths lord of the rings. its just a movie for crizzles sizzle

Bent Films

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^Heh I take it pretty damn seriously too. But they aren't just movies, they are books, great, incredible, unsurpassed novels. Who in their right mind wouldn't like them.

Just the books though, badmouth the movies all you like.

 
hahaha that was a funny list

but ya krognos is right

lotr2win

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Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
hahahhah teddy is right, have sex

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Dress up as old ladies and reenact 'The Battle of Helms Deep' Monty Python style.

HAHA thats great

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
ha the thing about the conversation between dobby, gollum, and yoda was mildly amusing

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
Dude, chill.

I love LOTR too and thought matrix kinda blew ass cept the first one. I love how some people are all like OMG IMA FREAK OUT IF ANYONE MAKES FUN OF THAT MOVIE. Gimme a break. Laugh a little.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
i thought a few of those were hilarious

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
yeah well its just stupid to treat art (which both the books and movies are in my opinion) as pop culture shit

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hahhahaha that was seriously the best thing i have read in a while

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
hahahaha rudy rudy...thats what i thought of during the movie too

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
i liked the ambiguously gay duo one. the hobbits are so gay, i was just waiting for sam to say, 'kiss me you fool' when he was cradling frodo on the volcano. it kind of ruined it when sam got married though.

 
hahah yea it was really gay when they all run on top of frodo when he is in bed at the very end and it is in slo mo. i started cracking up

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
i think legolas and gimli have a thing for eachother.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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except for the fact that gimli's like totally in love with galadriel

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
why the hell would he want to go explore dark caves with just legolas. why didnt he invite aragon or the hobbits. hes a homo.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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ashahaahhahhha, awesome, friggin awesome comments.

He don't need no introduction

He just bustin.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
i love the movies and would prolly never do any of that shit because they are so damn good but that was fucking hilarouis

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god gave us a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time.--robin williams

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Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: 'That's what I'm Tolkien about!'

That ones so stupid its funny. It also reminds me of this satellite tv commercial where the guy at the end says 'Now thats whay I'm talking about!' with this big shit eating grin on his face. Good ol LOTR.

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haha that list would have been awsome to have in the theater

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
pull out your nine and bust a cap up in there because it's such a good movie

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
big black booooooner

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
i loved the tolkien one

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'my sister's 14..going out with a senior...i can;t wait til he fucks her...'

-Five0
 
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