Dude, you got a lake, river, or creek in your shitty town???? NIGHT FISHING, drunk and fishing is like peas and carrots man get out there. Find a rod, you know there's one in the garage, worms are f-in free cause you can dig em up at the side of the river or just move something in your yard.
Or get all tuned up and go hit the streets on your blades. If you can do it on skates drunk at night, just think how good you'll be sober in the daytime. Besides that is good exercise, I'm sure you'll take a lump or two but it's all in good stride. If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.