Fun Chairlift shit

haha, this reminds me, my memory sucks cause I've smoked way too much weed but last year at High North I was riding up the chair with Szocs and McDonnel and they told me that a few years ago either vinny or cusson, I can't remember which due to my aforementioned shitty memory, was throwing rocks at bears from the lift and szocs was so pissed off that he threw vinny or cusson's boots (again can't remember who's) boots off the lift, good shit man

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
just pick a random guy on the and yell something 'hey johnny what the fuck is up?' and keep yelling and waveing until they look over

.jaypeak.
 
Sleep. the lifty will either wake you up or stop the lift. If you are a liftie (like me) get them to call you up and tell the top liftie to wake you up when you get near the top. Other than that, yell at people, blaze, stick my hands down my pants and hit on the random chick next to you. They can't go anywhere so it always ends up being interesting... jump off the lift too. DON'T ROCK THE CHAIR THOUGH!

You only fuck yourself and everybody else over when it derails and your stuck there forever while the patrol has to manually evac you...

Haha, that Brit just stacked it... and landed on that other Brit!
 
blaze and turn it into the ganzhala

I started out on burgundy, but soon hit the harder stuff

Everybody said they'd stand behind me, when the game got rough

But the joke was on me, there was no one even left there to bluff

I'm goin back to Colorado

I do believe...I've had enough
 
yeah...dishwalla and epiphany are straight on...in the summer at camp at whislter you sleep on the way up, the on the way down, grabd a bunch of rocks/pebbles, and toss them at stuff, like mineral deposits and shit...or nail hikers...thats fun too..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
 
Mess with texans on my radio.

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*Warning! I'm a old school skier as well, you'll find me in the steeps, trees and powder.
 
Yah people think it's funny, but really rocking the cheair up and down can and will de-rail it. It's a horrifying sight.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
I usually smoke weed before hitting the hill. I dont really like to smoke during my breaks from skiing because it wears me out quickly before the day is over.

Keep on rockin these lifts! Sometimes when it was really bad and my ass would be literally bouncing and had to hold on to the bars so I dont fall off. I get bit freaked out that the wire would snap or something lol. Its only paranoia.

 
I agree with YaHoodRizzle. I go to Alyeska all the time and I always dangle like, 4 sets of poles off the main lift. And nobody even cares.

 
sporegasm, you have to be one of the biggest losers I've ever seen in the forums. The chance of de-railing a cable is very real. Snapping would never happen, but de-railing isn't out of the question, and it happens a few times a year across North America.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
it sucks cause i'm wicked tall and my friends slam the bar down to see how many times they can get it to go up and down...i'm so paranoid the bars gonna hit me and i'll die, but other than that i love throwing snowballs at the park rangers and yelling at random people, and obviously telling people that they suck cock

 
i tell stories to strangers and try to make them think i am like an extremely rich and succesful business person, or that i play football for the University of Miami as a linebacker or something, just to see how people react. It's fun to try to actually convinve them.

*** NS is awesome. It just can't be said enough
 
Try to yell out enough random names until you actually figure out the name of somebody skiing under you. Ask really bad skiiers if they are sponsored. Or wave to everybody.

I Love Skier Chicks
 
this one time this little kid threw a snow ball at a snowboarder, we ditched him cauz the kidw as gana kick his hass, and one time this kid threw a snowball at me, i kicked his ass, he was a snowblader

*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
everything mentioned and,

watch people in the park

scope fer cute dudezzz

eat

review footy

track animals.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
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ahhaahha wow ^^ who has the time to make lego porn

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
play spitgum where you spit the gum down and knock it back up with your ski and catch it in your mouth again. I know some peeps that are good at it. also toss your glove up to hit the cable and it bounces back so you catch it again

 
ya fibbing to strangers is always fun...i usually convince them im a pro skier....its pretty easy because most of the people at my HILL suck...so its kinda fun to watch them hail you as god...

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
 
they didn't get kicked off the hill because they where smoking pot. In the summer, there is a very high fire risk and there is no smoking period. They don't fuck around with that shit, we almost lost our skiing at high north because of a cig.

cody

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2

Skiing is never a sport, but a lifestyle.

Some people question 'why' and wonder 'how'. They just can't seem to grasp 'how' or 'why' we do what we do. Others don't understand, they just continue to wonder. The truth of the mater is that we can't explain it either. All we can say is 'snow so deep you sink up to your hips', 'hits so big you can't see the landing', 'rails with all kinds of bends and kinks', 'natural cliffs and tree runs that you can't explain with any other word than sick' and still they don't understand what we do. On a board or skiis, it is the same. A feeling of freedom and expression in a way so uncommon. But still, they don't understand....

Megs, a good friend of mine says: 'Feel the fear, and do it anyway.' When you do, than you will understand.'
 
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