Fun Chairlift shit

rock the entire lift back and forth. especially when theres posers on it and you keep the bar up and they start freakin out.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
i like the blazin idea isnt that hard though, and dont people rat u out....but if not fuck thats cool

just ski

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Go Sox
 
What are they going to do if they find out? Spank me and take away my birthday?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
well if your caught smoking on the lift in whistler, like what happend to 8 staff members of sms and high north, they take your pass for the season and your not alowed back on the hill

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
at my local hill, there were a couple of people smoking, and they called the popo on them and they got busted cuz they must have still had some on them.

 
in whistler they have look outs....so dont some on the way up the lift going to the glacier...unless its already fogger whip out ur little one hitter and go at it...but if ur not with camp u can just smoke before u get there

Brian
 
hehe...in the winter at whistler, close the bubble, and smoke...

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Yeah I ski alta and if someone ratted on me for smoking there they would probably get their ass kicked by management because tahts what everybody does at alta. But Im envious of you guys in whistler and vail that have those little pull down bubbles

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
yea at whistler, there are guys sitting up on the ladders are the tower/ poles for the lift keeping a watch out, its crazy

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
me and my friends usually get pumped up, maybe sing, sometimes gossip about the pros, or just concentrate

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masterbate.

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
Yah I've always wanted to bake one of those bubbles.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
okay, you know there are TONS of asian tourists inw histler....at the end of the day wait for asians to go up while you go down and yell ONAANEEE! It means masterbation. fun shit

in the year 3030, everybody wants to be an MC

 
i jumped of a chairlift once up at marmot basin, i told the ski patrol i had add and couldnt control myself :D:D

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Talk to the people on lift or just spot people and judge if they suck or if there good or play games like mad libs

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*
 
my friends and i just make fun of people or throw snowballs at the kids who think theyre cool, or we spit gum on people

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okay fine fucker i'll look, u bitches bitch about people now using the search bar, i do so fuck you, now i will shut up

just ski

>alpine ski shop<

Go Sox
 
yea before i go up on the chair lift me and my friend get like 3 to 5 snowballs eatch and we see who can hit the most people.. its pretty hard but fun the most i got was 3.....

 
Its fun if youre with a friend and some random dude you dont know and just try to make up the most rediculous lies about whatever and haev your friend go along with it so the other person gets really wrapped up in your story. See how far you can go with it before they call you out

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
when im on the chairlift, if someone barely falls, i just scream out 'DONT WORRY, ALL GET SKI PATROL' its pretty funny at the time

~Bonzinito

Ridonkulous Productions is good.

 
Go to google.com search images for 'bubble chairlift' or 'whistler chairlift'.

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tell dumbass snowboaders to hit the rail under the chair, point and laugh when they completly smack into it...good times

conserve water...

drink beer
 
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i went up the chairlift with a guy who is in like 'mountain assistance', they get to ski around and do nothing and he gets a call on his radio that was like, something about somebody at tower 11, so we radioed back in trucker lingo, taht was good times.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
if ur going up with little kids act real crazy and actlike a drug dealer and shit

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
that whistler shit is crazy, I've been skiing there my whole life and I've never had any problems puffing on the lifts and or gondola's. If you ride at a sketchy mountain though then just don't risk blazing on the lifts, just go into the trees somewhere and let her rip.

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
i love how this turned into what is fun, then just became about blazing, WORD

just ski

>alpine ski shop<

Go Sox
 
throwing snowballs at ppl under the lift is always fun ....nvr gets old hitting some1 in teh helmet and watching it splat

 
throw skittles at ppl, freestyle rap battles, listen to my music, talk, play with the lift bar, talk to ppl from the lift.

yay skiing

 
in the summer and whistler its all about filling your pockets with rocks and throwing it at shit, like signs, trucks, sprinklers, snow guns, ppl, bears sometimes... it kept us entertained.

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
this one time me and my friend were about to get on the lift and this little kid was like 3 feet ahead of us, so the lifty says 'you two with him' this like 6 year old kid goes 'stay the fuck away from me!' and went up by himself. we just sat there in amazement while the liftie cracked up

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