Fucking weird shit

[Filet-O-Fish]

So today i was out for 6 hours going to the local gym. When i was driving back to the house i parked the car in the drive way and The Front door was open as well as the door in the garage. I called the cops and they came in and checked for anybody once they got inside we also found out that all the windows were open. Nothing was missing at all. Do you think i should crash at a friends house or stay here? We just moved in over the summer and have not gotten the locks changed.What should I do NS?

 

[2_fadez]

jerk off in the living room. no one wants to walk in on that

 

[El_Barto.]

Good thing you went to the local gym instead of the not local gym...that would have been silly

 

[.MintBerryCrunch]

Sounds like a demon.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

/claim

 

[GayWolf420]

lol typical meathead bein a wuss

 

[.Hugo.]

Snort some cocaine so you can stay up all night and sit in the livingroom with a shotgun. Quit bein a pussy

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

I did other stuff after that i went to the golden arches to get a filet-o-fish the went to the local ski mt to see how snow making is going.

 

[El_Barto.]

Good thing you went to the local ski mountain instead of the non local ski mountain... That would have been silly

 

[Blindsurfer]

OP is a hipster who only visits local places. i totally agree OP. fuck the establishment and large corporations

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

Seriously dude, you got a fish filet from McDs? Are you fucking retarded?

 

[SlurmrnHurnyBurn]

Wait, you were traveling for 6 hours to get to your local gym?

 

[FrenchFry]

I take it you only eat organic. Pussy.

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

If you read this all you have read I ate at McDonalds today.

 

[ALMIGHTYSOSA]

Did you order a meal with that filet-o-fish?

 

[HentaiHero]

Guys stop giving OP so much shit, it's shop small business day for Pete's sake.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

BREAKING NEWS!: KID EATS AT MCDONALD'S!

 

[Beepboop123]

Was your Filet-O-Fish from the local fish market?

 

[.Rybak.]

No it was from the local mcdicks. Lrn 2 read nerd.

 

[ShredAZ]

1. Close all windows and doors previously opened

2. Change locks

3. Don't be a pussy

4. Have a successful life

 

[Peter.]

watch OP get stabbed tonight because he went to the local gym

should have gone to the non local gym

 

[JAHBRADOR]

 

[Beepboop123]

HA do you mean McDonalds? Oh and learn to spell chief.

 

[.Rybak.]

no.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Shut up nerd. From ur icon it looks like you love to have lazlow from GTA moistening your q-tip.

 

[Beepboop123]

Why are you so butt hurt bro?

 

[.Rybak.]

I will beat you up and take your lunch money. Nerd.

 

[-WZ-]

Well to start off i would close the windows and doors

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

burn down the house so all of the spookies go away

 

[JORMUNGAND]

leave your house tomorrow with everything unlocked but set booby traps so you can catch the intruders with nets and arrows and shit

 

[shocker611]

I don't know why people are giving you shit. I would probably be pretty fucking cautious as well in that circumstance. I would definitely be sleeping with a gun thats for sure.

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

The illuminati bugged your house.

 

[ggfski42]

Surprised no on has said it yet.. YOUR FUCKED OP your house in haunted bro.