Fucking up a car tips

TZP

TZP

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So I have good reasons to seriously fuck up some guy's car and plan on doing so late at night when the car is in the driveway (I could also do it in the school parking lot, but this option comes with a few problems).

And I have a few questions:

1- What are some of the best things to do ?

2- What are the best tools to slash tires ?

3- Does breaking the glass windows make a fuckload of noise ? (enough to wake up the inhabitants of the house of the driveway in which the car is parked?)
 
Here is some good avice: use your brain. It's in you for other reasons than making you shit and piss.
 
lift the car up and put it on cinderblocks if its front wheel drive adn he will think the car wont work, seran wrap the car and put poop on it idk. haha. just dont ruin the car. cause well that will just get you killed
 
beating the fuck out of him was my first option. I was then told that he has a lot of really tough friends that would tear me to shreds if I gave him a beating. the car was the 2nd best option
 
freeze a can of shaving cream, then rip the metal off it and chunk it in his car and when it thaws it will expand like a mother!!!!

suck on a bunch of jolly ranchers and then stick them on his windhield..

peel a potatoe and shuv it in his exhaust pipe

smear cat/dog shit under his door handle

i dont wanna give you anymore cuz i dont even know what the guy did to deserve such a hateful attitude
 
HAHAHA solid ideas

u could also like paint on his car liek penis's or something like that or

oh u could put pics of gay people and super glew it all over it and not the windows so he could still drive but it woudl be super embarasing
 
thats good but after putting them in there hit the bag and shanke it up then release them and shut the door and run
 
buy a bunch of bologna and put it all over his car. this will eat the paint if the sun gets to it and he will need a new paint job.

ripping off the windshield wipers, tearing off mirrors, and kicking in headlights/tail-lights are all pretty costly too.

and if you're going to smash windows, make sure you do it after you have done everything else you want to do... then run. i would use a big rock/brick to bust windows b/c if you are running down the road with a bat, it makes you look pretty sketch...

but if i was you, i would just beat the kid down. if his friends come at you after you beat him they are bitches and thats when the bat comes in handy.

 
some glass will smash sasy and make relitively no noise, but some windows are a bitch to smash and make alot of noise. go under it nd cut any wire or hoes you can get cut. a knife works ok for slashing a tire with some difficulty.just make sure its not flimsy. drain his oil, sugar in his gas tank. not confectioners sugar but grained shit. steal the wheels and put it on the ground, not on cinderblocks or just leave it on scisor jack. steal his insurance info and registratrion, steal anything of value. change his license plate or jsust steal it.
 
ya that guys friends will beat the shit out of u if u do sumthin...

but you could always put rubber cement in the key holes
 
o and do it by yourself you never can trust anyone, especialy if they offer a reward for any info on you. find out if anyone that may live with him will be coing home late at night. and if you could steal his cat converter there could it could be worth some oney to a scrap yard-
 
One of the best things to do is put a pebble in his tire nozzle. It will drain all the air out so its just a pain in the ass for him. If he is dumb enough to drive on it it will wreck is rim and tire. If not just do it to him a few times and it gets super annoying. All the other things can get you aressed real quick especially because you just posted it on an internet site that you wanted tips on how to fuck someones car up
 
why dont you just beat his ass. if you cant fight cuz hes bigger than you, than you should let it go cuz its only gonna comeback to bite ur ass
 
put osme gloves on and smear come poop on the windsheidl wipers so when he goes to clear his windows its worse...and poopy...

tape/glue tons of bags of small rocks around places under the hood and under the car so his car will just rattle alot and he wont know what it is.

i dont wanna post good ones cause wreckin someones car is whack
 
we chopped a car up, ripped out the interior,roped some barrels on it, and drove it into a pond to see if it floated. you could try that.

 
a guy told me this method of temporarily disableing a guy once...

pop the hood

do eeny-meeny-minny-mo on random stuff in his engine bay

whatever you finish on, unplug/unscrew/disconnect it

repeat

leave
 
"

CARLOS CHIRRINOS, I WANT YOU TO DIE IN A RAGING INFERNO YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF ILLEAGEL SHIT!!!!!!

Yeah this could be our guy
 
Depends on what he did to you honestly. Screwing with somebody's car is about as bad as it gets. I was talking with some people the other day say how if someone actually keyed my car, I would literally want them near death. So yea, just keep that in mind.

Some good ones though:

Superglue a giant dildo to the hood of his car.

Lick jolly-ranchers and stick 'em all over.

Let the air out in his tires, superglue the caps back on the valve.

And i just came up with this...it'll take some effort, but i'd say highly worth it.

Jizz in a jar or cup or something until you have a decent amount. With said jizz: 1)pour it all over his door handles.

or 2)break a back window or something....small of an opening as possible and just pour it all over the place. Then when he opens the door his car will absolutely stank of Mr.Spermy.
 
Not the best in the world cause you know if he calls the cops the first thing they are gonna look for are sperm samples. Its standard with everycase. Cause you never know, he coulda had a car fetish and fuck the tailpipe.
 
Hahahah wow didn't think about the DNA evidence at all on that one.

So new plan:

Jerk the kid off in his sleep, and then pour his semen all over his car. Then when the cops run the test, they'll think he is one perverted mo-fucker.
 
draining the oil is pretty epic, the engine will seize and he will have NO idea what the fuck happened
 
no no no, you poop on it, THEN saran wrap it

but i dont think you should ever fuck with someones car

but if you must

sugar in gas tank, hose in muffler, then potato jammed in muffler, cement the tires TO the ground, smash eggs on the hood, then pour flour on it, then piss on it, paint shit all over it, put like a mailbox halfway in the window

cmon man, if your really gonna do it, just get creative
 
I won't go into details, but he stole roughly 500 $ from me, brags about it and shit, acts like the biggest douche, is the richest snobbiest guy one would ever encounter, and more.
 
If you just wanna ruin his day, stick a paper clip in all the door key holes. Rubber cement was mention above as well. Stealing his cat converter would be good for you. Taking his windshield wipers, draining his tires, stuff that wont cost alot to fix, but are annoying as fuck.
 
i'm excited to see how this situation turns out, because it is going to be really ugly. it sucks though that you are going to mess with the parents' car. if you didn't want to do that you could just try to do some super embarassing thing to him at school. if you stick with the car idea, just steal it! or open the hood and unhook a bunch of things.
 
don't be stupid. find some means of making him look like an ass without doing anything illegal.

but if you want to own his car without vandalizing, axe bomb it. fucking get a nice big stinky can of aerosol axe and duct tape the trigger down and throw it in there. it'll wreak for weeks.
 
don't be such a little girl and use his car as a way to get back at him. if you have beef with someone deal with it to his face. vandalizing someone's car is so low man...
 
you are the kind of spineless asshole kid i hate. someone fucked my car. guess what, it sucks. you are spineless, you arent fucking him, but his parents as well. maybe take it up with him to his face.

if not, i hope you do it and feel REAL fucking good about yourself. then when it comes full circle, youll know whats up
 
well, it wont ruin the car, but you could super glue the windshield wipers, vaseline the windshield, egg it,, the list goes on and on
 
His parents probably bought it for him i guessing, seeing how everyone on here is under 18. Fuck him up, not his shit. If he finds out it was you/has ANY proof you could be FUCKED just to let you know. If you really have this bad of beef with him then be a man and fight him.
 
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