FUCKING TOURONS

scratch169

scratch169

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fuck them damnit

they just are going to die

they get in the way of everything

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so heres what happend ok a fucking touron (tourist/moron) goes for the fucking jump right after me cuts me off and i almost fell then i thought he was gunna hit the jump but NO he goes to the side basicly this happens everytime i go up at least 3-8 times a day its shit they have warnings and shit at the top and the people ruin it for everone else

so there post on this if this happens to you!

-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
 
I know exactly how you feel and they should get their asses out of our parks.

REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
i like pandas

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I absolutely hate these people. glad someone came up with a word for them. they seem oblivious to where they're at. (hmm... this sure is a nice groomed run with some big mounds. i love making wide arcing turns across the entire run. why is that guy flipping me the bird and yelling?) they need bigger fences at our park to keep these people out!

-just ski it
 
yea i know...the worst part is when parents take their kids down the park, the kids are like 2 fucking years old, wedge up and stop and slide back down...and then they are like encouraging them and shit...i mean its good to get started at a young age but what the hell? thats just really annoying

 
none of you can speak when it comes to tourons....none of you. at least those people know how to ski somewhat...where i ski, we get people coming up from NEBRASKA wearing husker's jackets and overalls- and i bet none of you can stake this claim- there was a COWBOY skiing our halfpipe the other day...its bad

 
i say they build a big gap into the park, with like a 10 foot fall, that way, to get in you have to clear it otherwise, your not gettin it :)

*JaSoN*

 
yea or like a big rail over a pit of sharks...... thats a little overobard but it woud work

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Haha, I know all about the Nebraskans. They come on buses, there are hundreds of them, and they take up ever seat in the lodge so the locals all have to go hide in a corner on the floor. They don't just cut you off in the park, they cut you off everywhere!

 
word dude

we feel the pain of the tourons wow they hurt me deep

word

wow

word

yes yes

stop mooching

-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
 
at every little resort in wisconsin there are millions of them rockin out on rental skis, killing themselves on the jumps we have to make because our parks and groomers suck, and then the damn ski patrol knock them down cause some ass hole broke his arm acting like a dumb shit most of them dont speak english, so yelling doesnt even work, because they cant understand anyway. try iceballs. they help. and that is a good word. we call them rental mentals but i like yours better.

'Viva la revolution!'

-Raul Consuelo
 
we call them gorbies, one of the best revenges on a gorbie is getting some speed and setting your skis on edge right in front of them pelting thier faces with chunks of snow, this only works if you have a deicent tail though, lines, pubs and pocket rockets do the job well.

 
we call them texans... or GWBtards

'skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
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