fucking small skis.

mommy

mommy

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i went out skiing for my first time this season . one run open and a 1 foot kicker. some asshole who thinks hes the hottest shit around front flips off of it with some skis that dont even come close to reaching his nipples. what the fuck yo. he brags like hes the cutest skier around.. even though be basicly rides skisboards. i should make out with his balls.

 
I don't know if making out with his balls is gonna make him get bigger skis, but you can pretend it will just so you get the pleasure.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
good story

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
Gregg had it right, everyone gets all worked up about what other people are doing, i say, just worry about what you are doing and try to remember that the sport was made so people could have fun, it shouldnt all be a compitition.

originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
 
HARVEY IS MOMMY!

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
 
i know what mommy is saying. 2 of my friends that should be riding 170's at least bought 161 1080's. A direct quote from one of them is, ' Cause I'll be able to spin faster'

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
it shouldn't matter what size the ski people ride but it still angers me when people ride unnecesarely short skis

'Aw fuck it Dude, lets go bowl'

slit throat

 
nothing wropng with them, except for the bragging, i hate braggers..!

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

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no its ok if they wanna ride like pussys just make sure u ask em if they remembered to leave there penis in the bucket

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
 
then why the hell didnt you let em know they were too small for em instead of bitchin about it here? that way he might actually consider gettin biger skis.

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
 
I ski in the east and have short skis, they handle very nice on groom, moguls, glades, and kill in the park

i just started doing more advanced trick last year and they have helped me out so much. It makes my spins cleans and helps me because they are light. I nthe west i wouldn't think of having them ,east is coo lfor them though.

Justin the Hick
 
short skis are fucking gay, honestly, like what the hell man, i ride 188s on the east coast and i don't think i'd go shorter

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
yes, god damn homosexual skiis all having sex with the same gender. 188, you're a monster

Justin the Hick
 
Well I got 153 somebody shot me!

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Former LINE factory employee. It rocked!

Salut môman.
 
I'll shoot you, but no shoting here... 153 is okay if your a tiny fellow, no need to shot u.

good post tho, it made me giggle in my head.

-Pat

 
I wouldn't rag on anyone for skiing on short skis, but I'd give someone props for throwing down on 190's. They're faster, they slow your rotation:

big skis breed big style...

B.

Anything less than the best is a felony

 
snowlerbladers should all be killed if some dirty motherfucking hippy says its all about fun and let em ride what they want one more time i will go on a friggin rampage

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
i didnt say anything to him quite frankly because when im away from the coumputer, im a quivering pussy.

 
small skis just don't look as good. it's funny that after watching so many videos you can tell when someone is throwin down with less than a 175, like a 169 or 171 is only 10cm shorter than 179/181, but yet you can see the diff easily.

Am I crazy or is anyone with me on this?

I agree, bigger breeds style

This has been One Man's Opinion

'hey baby, it's no good if your friends can't have none'

--ride for^ever--
 
I think people should be able to use what they want but when someone is riding a ski that is to short then it doesn't look as good anyway

Flaming Penguins Productions

'bend ova and fill me crevace'

gay Irish guy
 
'Short Skis Still Suck.' Always have always will.

Anyone who's over 5'5' and rides on anything shorter than a 170 better hope there boards came with a squeeze bottle to get rid of that not so fresh feeling.

'My snowboard is bigger than your skis you fuckin pansy.'

 
Origional question: should I make out with his balls?

A: why don't you pretend your mouth is a quivering pussy ....and shove his whole fucking NUTSACK in your mouth

....also.....yes ,short skis are gay.

 
tell the part about the balls again, thats my favorite part of the story

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
^exactly

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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
mmmmmmmmm, quivering pussy llllllaaaaaaagghghhgh

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
hmm never knew they couls quiver... very very interesting my friend.

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only people with large dicks can ride long skis. so he pry just had a small dick.

i like my women like i like my steak. black on the outside but pink and juicy in the middle.
 
Get long skis..anything shorter than 178cm...is short..i am short and i have 181's..i love them..if you have 164...just go and die..get some big skis..You cannot be good and ride 164's

 
Ive noticed that mommy has been using the word 'cute' alot..hmmm....is mommy a girl, or just kinda gay?

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
What about 170's for someone who really is not that good and stays in the park all the time? I think 170's are acceptable, and anything less than that is for little kids.

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