Fucking police

Toonoman

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Look, me and a mate we're hanging out in a bar with some friend. At a point me and Maxiliaan were just funning around with some chinese boy and said he couldn't pass us to go to the toilet and had to go around us.

Well he didn't like that and went straight through us, we were like: 'mkkkay'. unfortunately there was this random girl still blocking his way to the toilett behind us so he though how about smashing her to the side and slaming my elbow in a random dude's face.

however that random dude's face happen to be a mate of ours who never really got into any trouble. well he had a swollen lip and a bloody nose. I instantly went to the chinese boy and asked him if that was normal to slam someone random in the face with an albow. blablabla then we went outside.

outside i tried to talk to him but my mate Maximiliaan kept me from talking to him which was good else i might have kicked his ass, or got beaten by him who knows..

But then the police came and saw 'the random dude who got hit in the face with an elbow' on the street with a bloody nose and asked him question how it happened and shit.

wel after trying to explain everthing to the cops and shit, it was actually 4-1. 4 of my mates against 1 chinese boy. I think the police choose the chinese boy because they wouldn't let me explain the situation to them. I got physucally hit by a cop because he asked: can you still be in the same room as the chinese boy? (which ment being in the same bar as him)

i said: No because he hit a a friend of mine which had nothing to do with all of it in the face with his elbow because he was frustrated! But they woulnd't listne to me because i didn't anwser with; ; yes or No, so they hit me and shit and told me to go home.

however this story is long and shit, i would like to say all cops in the netherland are shit..

good nigh!
 
yeah he spelled my name wrong..

sparknotes: toonoman and I are joking around, random guy gets punched in the face.

police dont want to hear our story

toonoman gets punched by an cop

we have to go home

we are going to take revenge at that stupid asshole!

 
I just want to say I hate the way you type because of your accent.

Oh, and...

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come at me bro.

No don't actually. I was just fucking with OP, I just don't feel like there are way too many police hating threads already.
 
dont fool with the op because im his buddeh

we were just joking around with this guy,

that guy punched someone in the face for no reason (he had nothing to do with us)

police came and we were sended home.

the guy that has punched in the face really doesnt do anything wrong he always drink some coke or fristi instead of bear but the police thought he was the badass boy

it sucks

 
Seeing as newschoolers is so professional and politically correct now, you might want to clarify that he is actually chinese, or if he's just asian and you don't know his nationality.
 
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I hope you are trolling.

It is safe to say that most East Asians look similar, but Asia is a very large continent. Part of Russia is in Asia. So Russians look like Koreans?
 
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