Fucking paper

CameIToeJam

CameIToeJam

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i have a 10 page paper due in 13.5 hours (9:30 on tuesday morning) explaining what massachusetts should set as their standards for legalizing abortion should Roe vs. Wade be overruled and the power of regulating abortions goes back to the state...anyone have any ideas on this cause as of now, im fucked

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
ive got like so many ways i can go with it but i dont know which way, he wants just to arguments for and one arguments against but i could do like 20 for and 10 against...and no i cant just say fuck it cause its 40% of my final grade...sweet

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
nice first post^but ya your pretty much fucked. but if you have a bunch of ideas just go with one who cares

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
ive got an 8 pager due tomorrow at 11. im here in good old norlin library right now. whoever said give up you are never going to make it has never been in college. all nighters are key. get some addy and youll be up all night and focused too.

 
but professors/teachers are so easy to figure that shit out(at least mine) if ur prof. is a retard. make it 2.5 spaced instead of 2. and make a title page, for suck up points.. put on of those glossy pieces on the front. so at least it looks good from far away

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
yeah, but the problem is, its for my legal major and my prof. is smart as shit...i cant bullshit it at all...everything has to be referenced and footnoted...it sucks...a lot

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
i feel you...i have a 20 page paper due friday and it sucks ass. but just go with your strongest arguement for it and against and stick with it. dont think about the other ones just pick 2 and start working...you dont have much more time to procrastinate

 
Remember to use size 24 font, Wingdings. The teacher can't tell if what you said makes any sense, and be default you get 100%.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
for my classes we have to submit an electronic copy as well as a paper copy, so fucking with margins and fonts is easily found out. also for all you kiddies out there that dont know, courier new is the font to use if you really need to stretch something out. i use arial all the time because i hate times new roman.

 
damn that blows

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"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis

high north session 3
 
yea man just go for it and get all that u can done. just goes to show that u should never leave it till the last moment, or just go in tomorrow and tell him ur goldfish died, maybe he'll be sympathetic lol

 
i wouldnt mind that, but im being good and not smoking till im done with it and its passed in...i havnt smoked in like a day and a half cause of this fucking paper...my head is actually semi-clear...which is a good thing...but i have half a 30 rack to start drinking as soon as im out of class around 11 so i can be good and drunk for the Umass vs. Harvard lax game tomorrow...well, today

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
fuck craig that sucks ill drink wit ya at the game i didnt even kno we had one! shit.

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
one...more...paragraph

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
ha you got it lucky i had to write two 1500 word essays last night and im still only half way though # 2 and tehn i have a 2000 history essay due tommoro

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club seals not sandwiches

Now i just kind look and say "how about that, there is a tity on my computer"

 
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