Fucking fuck ahhhhh fuckers

ZavierV

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Alright, so I'm expecting my bindings to come in the mail so i left school early so that i could be here and sign the waybill etc. So I'm sitting here wired, waiting, and all of a sudden I hear the doorbell and now I'm so wired. I got to the door and to my dismay, it wasn't the boy in brown, it was two JEHOVAS WITNESSES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKERS!!!!!!
 
haha same thing happen to me when i was waiting for my jacket but it wasw my little brothers friend i was like "FUCK hes not here go away" it was kinda mean oh well

 
normally I wouldn't be waiting on my bindings like this, but it's been 3 weeks and the tracking number is updated every 5 days or so.... sooo....
 
oh well my brother does that everytime one of my friends calls, when im home though. he just says "fuck off" and hangs up. hes an angry little boy.
 
Whenever they come to my house, I have a book that has a big picture of the devil on it.

I always feel bad though and tell them I was joking.
 
yesterday i though they where here and my dad was out talking to them, so i ran out yelled "i like my religion where its at"

got in the car, and i was off

i talked to my dad a little later on the phone, they were just trying to sell us bleach
 
Hahaha, see, my friend hates these people and LDS people, etc, so he calls them to come to his house, and when they come he normally answers the door naked and starts shouting things about being homosexual...... it's great.
 
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