Fucking Carleton Parking Bitches

Pipe_Munky

Pipe_Munky

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those assholes gave me a parking ticket today for $25! i can't wait to see what they say when they get $25 in quarters, nickles and dimes! that'll teach 'em to fuck with me!

An indictment is not a conviction!
 
Ha, Carleton, where the K stands for Quality.

Sucks about the ticket.

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man, i seriously have about 15 tickets in my glove compartment. and they're all from the same guy.. friggin 'duncan' always gets me. just park on the 15th floor of the parking garage..

the thing about the tickets is that they're given out by carleton, and it's not affiliated with ottawa police or anything - so as long as carleton doesn't know who's car they're giving tickets to, i don't think we'll ever have to pay them. (i hope, anyways)

 
haha, ya, see how long it takes them to come after you.

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problem is that my name isn't on the ownership. if i don't pay the ticket, a letter gets sent to my dad who's already pissed at me for my foolish spending on booze this past month

An indictment is not a conviction!
 
yup .. i got one of those too .. 25 bucks less in my pocket .. :( ... do they not have better things to do?

 
u think thats bad, i got a 50 doller ticket for not crossing at the cross walk

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ohh shit man, that sucks.. i've never heard of somebody getting a ticket for jaywalking.

 
are you serious neil, i woulda just started runnin and yellin fuck tha police, actually i wouldnt yell fuck tha police but i would run, theyre not gonna chase you for a long time for a jaywalking ticket

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well fuck all that, i hit a car last weekend at hood in the timberline parking lot. it was a audi or whatever the fuck that is (a niec car) and ya im screwed haha funny isnt it

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She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

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you can get arrested here for jaywalking, it's like mad illegal, but no one cares so it doesn't really matter. My city is jaywalk capital of the world, even the cops don't care.

The weird thing with NZ is that in America the pedestrians have right of way and you can just walk out across the road and the cars will wait for ya. Here if you did that you'd get turned into road pizza and if you survived then you'd be the one in shit.

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