Fuckin with dick roomate!

My roommates are all NSers so I guess if I dont like them ill karma rate them 0 DAAAAAAAAMN theyd be pissed~
 
Or you could glue your carpet and all your furniture to the ceiling to make him think the world has flipped over. Then glue him upside down to the floor so he dies of massive brain hemorrhages. Either way.
 
hahaha all this stuff is so good. If he has a vehicle put a banana or potatoes in his tailpipe he wont be able to start his car
 
one time me and my friend were gopher hunting and we shot a 5 foot long bull snake and didnt know what to do with it so you went to my buddies house where there is alot of people who go in and out of and when we got there we still had the dead snake and no one was there. so we decided to put the huge snake in his toilet. we coiled it all up so it looked alive and like it was going to strike. put the toilet seat down and gtfo. about an hour later i get a call from him and his girlfriend was the one who stumbled upon this. we found out she was deathly afriad of snakes and had a panick attack after seeing it. best prank i ever did
 
-Arabian Salt shaker - trim your pubic hair all over his bed.

-Surprised no one said fart on his pillow.

-If you want to just get him out of the room.. be naked all the time.

-shit in a ziplock bag... and only leave it a little bit open and put it under his pillow... and then when he moves around when sleeping is slowly seeps out.

-Do the screen lock idea... but change the background picture first... ( super funny when you do that to a laptop.. and someone brings it to class.)

 
oooh thats mean dude, that would freak anyone right out, it would scare the fuck out of me and i OWN a 5 foot snake haha.

when my dad was like 17 he was playing a round at his home golf course, his dad was in the group behind him of just two guys, they found a dead snake and coiled it up inside the cup on the 18th hole and watched, his dad like freaked out and almost had a heart attack.
 
simple.....

PC

Ctrl + Alt + Right or left....

see what happens This WILL piss anyone that doesnt know how to fix it off!!
 
theres a little trick you can do to his computer, close all the programs and hit print screen.

open up paint and paste the image of the desktop

then remove all the programs and shorcuts from the desktop, it'll look the same but he wont be able to click anything.
 
take a huge ziplock bag and fill it with pudding, and leave it kinda open. stash it under your roommates pillow, and when he lays down with it hell get cover in shit

that or just jizz on his ipod
 
this one really only works in a neighborhood or a road that isnt busy

take saran wrap and wrap it around one tree, then across the road around another tree. whoever is driving will not see it and will drive right into it. they will be spazzin out thinking they went through some time portal.
 
Alright so this ones pretty dick but hilarious. You stick a ping pong ball in his gas tank so when hes driving in about 5 miniutes it will get sucked up and give the illusion hes out of gas and when he turns the car off the ball falls back down so the car starts right up then does it again in like 5 mins it will piss someone off soo much
 
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