Fuckin with dick roomate!

same idea, except with macs you can try hiding the toolbar at the bottom, or move it to the top he wont expect that. And you cant delete the hard drive so drag it to the bottem out of the scren, so only a tiny little piece is sticking in.
 
sorry for the dub post

how bout:

puts worms in his spaghetti
at a cm piece of wood to his cane everynight so he thinks he is shrinking
tie a bunch of helium balloons to him
put a glass eye in his beer

ring a bell? quiz for karma
 
This thread is epic.

If he comes back from exercizing or something and is mad thirsty, offer him a drink of water, put ice in it and swap the water for vinegar. We did this to a kid once and he got 3 solid gulps out of it before he realized. Mad funny.
 
stuff in jello idea from the office is clutch

or hide his phone somewhere where you can hear the ringer but he cant find it, like in the ceiling
 
here are a few i came up with for my friend myself

thumb tacks in shoes
post it note his half of the roome
turn all his shit up side down and inside out
give his cell phone number to rington and pron websites and 1800 numbers so he is constanyly being harrased
 
I have this voice clip on my phone my friend sent me and its just really loud and its a guys just yelling "Hey look at me i suck dick, the guy with the phone i suck dick, quick look me with the phone i suck fucking dick" if you want ill send it to you and you can send it to his phone when hes not around change it to his ringer BUT just for when you call. Then when your at a party or in class or something call him it would be great.
 
Isnt it about the Twits??

where the old lady and her husband hate eachover, so they fuck with eachover, and he says she has some shrinking disease or shit like that, and then trys to stretch her with balloons?
 
omg hahahahahah that is fucked up.

hide thinks like fish and meat in his room in places really hard to find, like behind drawers, or in ceiling tiles. does he have a bunk bed? you could pull a great escape move and take out some of the slats so he falls through
 
in the control panel or settings on his computer you should be able to track down the settings for all the simple sounds his compy makes, logging on, opening a new window, etc.. anyways, these sounds are usually easy to change, i trust you can take it from there
 
limewire, download an orgasm audio clip, trust me there is one, change his start up sound to it, bottom line when he turns on his computer, he really turns it on
 
omg this is such a great thread.....

have sex in his bed with some chick

and leave the condom in his bed.... not very creative but a friend of mine did it and the kid got so pissed

the girl even helped by going through that guys shit and reorganizing everything i think she also hid his student idea... he didn't find it until like 3 months later
 
go buy a bag of those mini jawbreakers and put them under his sheets so that when he sleeps it'll feel like a bunch of little rocks and they're a bitch to clean up! i'm sure he'd appreciate it
 
glue styrafoam cups half filled with oil to the ground, like TONS of them so he cant walk out his door so every time he trys to lift one up the bottom rips and oil spills everywhere
 
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