FUCKIN COONS!

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djikstra

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there was just a fucking racoon in my garage and my paintball gun was out of co2 and it was not afraid of me... I threw bricks at it and ran right up to it shouting and it didnt do shit it just hid in the corner... wtf should I use next time, i mean if i dont have a filled co2 again? i was completely helpless not even the hose worked. I need to get a rifle... o and I scared it off by using the lawn mower in the garage and I ran over some random chunk of metal sending sparks everywhere.
 
I cant shut the garage door because....THEY ARE IN THE GARAGE TEARing shit apart. the rest of u arent helping... except for the shovel dude... I'm gunna go try that..
 
our garage has a ping pong table in it, a car doesnt fit plus no ones home and my sister has my car... and there is mad boxes and shit for them to hid behind in the back. I have the radio on now in there but i need a killer plan. these little fuckers are pissing me off
 
Dude, give them the keys to your car. Instinctivley, they will see the car keys, turn it on, and drive to wendy's to get some good food.
 
Seriously though, get some hot dogs or other tempting foods(wendy's) and tempt them with it. Get them to chase the food or soemthing. Like leave a trail of chicken nugggets outiside the garage door.
 
haha that was the funniest thing ive read in a while baby jokes are always funny.

LJ if u have any fire works get a lighter and throw them at them but throw behind them so it leads them to run towards the door
 
and put a shovel right over one of them with alot of weight and have a pully device and right when he walks under it BOOM mother fucka gots no head.
 
john you threw bricks at it and couldn't hit it? you've got bad aim man. just flip the ping pong table over on it then jump up and down on the upside down ping pong table. that should work right?
 
mix 10 parts water to 1 part amonia, spray where you think the " fucking coons" are hiding and they'll be gone. Works with squirrels, coons, coons, chipmunks... just about any animal.
 
makeshift flamethrower. any kind of flammable liquid that shoots will work. singe their hair off...its smells like shit but they'll leave. thats what we did when they were in our chimmny(sp?).
 
aaahahahaha this is a great thread. You chased it off with a lawnmower because your paintball gun was out of CO2?? That's amazing.

okay, for future reference, shut the garage door and they won't come into the garage. But as raccoon hunting weapons go, a lawnmower is pretty good.
 
34 inch woodbase ball bat and put some rusty ass 16 penny nails in it and go to town, or you could just strip a power cord and slather it with peanut butter and hook up somthing like an old box fan to the other side and turn it on, the fucking 'coons try and eat the peanut butter and they get light up.
 
okay, do you have a beagle?

if so...

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and if that doesn't work you could just use rap music or something
 
yeah ^what he said get your ass to home depot and buy a raccoon trap, or just shoot it with a real gun what would your paint ball gun do anyway. but the trap is praobably best, load it with som veggies and some hamburger should do the trick.
 
throw gas on it then light it on fire

hit it with a 2x4

baseball bat

shovel

guns if you have it

chuck a basketball at it really hard

chop its head off with a ski

pet it and make friends

give it food then bring food outside to luire it out

scream at it in super sonic lj ear shattering tone
 
dude just get a trap my grandpa and i trap grounghogs and coons in his barn and blow up the holes where they stay
 
how drunk were you when this happened LJ???? hahaha also, expected racist story before i came in here. im loving all these old threads from pros
 
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