Fuckin canadians....

well im canadian too, its important to be able to laugh at ourselves!!! I adore the basketball part!! we invented basketball and celebrated this by being to good at all at the sport! lol
 
"The tragedy of Canada is that it could have had British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead it got American culture, British cuisine and French technology."

bahahaha sooo funny.
 
those are hilarious.. i found this one from the first link weird.. :

"Us Canadians are dirty hoes" says Mrs. Sanderson, a resident of Montreal.

like thats really weird and random
 
american:

Hatred of the French (not unlike the rest of the world, although that joke is so stale.)

Ability to hold their alcohol (or better: their lack therof as they officialy only start drinking form 21...)

haha it would suck to live in the states, and not be able to go to the bar/club/liquor store to get ur own booze till ur 21.
 
Fact: the American language, by coincidence, is very similar to the English language, only it contains fewer words.

The American one was funny as hell.
 
hahaha canada's new flag

150px-Cannaba.jpg
 
hahahaha, I love it! hahahaha The Canadian one was pretty funny but long winded. Some of it was stupid. Def liked the bit about: it's up there and the bearatross aka polar bear, i dunno why.
 
Fuck, that fucking great.

"The tragedy of Canada is that it could have had British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead it got American culture, British cuisine and French technology."

~ Oscar Wilde on Canada

"Pre-Canada Canadians went south and torched Washington. Americans get over it, repaint the White House (prev. just called the House) and make up a wicked national anthem (although, except for the "bombs bursting in air" part, no one remembers it's lyrics). Canadians don't get over it and won't shut the fuck up about it."

Fuckin' rights... the U.S.A. sucks sweaty balls.
 
On the page about Pierre Trudeau...

"Pierre Trudeau was the 15th prime minister of Canada. He was noted for his flamboyant nature, often breaking into dance in the House of Commons. "
 
i laughed when i came to the part about the animals and it said 'the littlest hobo'

that was a great show. probably before all your time.
 
"God is dead." ~ Friederich Nietszche

"Nietszche is dead." ~ God

"Yeah, real mature, God." ~ Nietszche

"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ~ God

"Well then you're an awesome and cool philosopher who gets all the ladies. Nyah." ~ Nietzsche

"Oh, that doesn't count." ~ God

"Hey, don't call it if you can't stand the fact that I found a loophole." ~ Nietzsche

"It's not a loophole, it's retarded." ~ God

"If I had a gun I'd shoot you." ~ Nietzsche

"Too bad I have a bulletproof vest." ~ God

"Yeah well my bullets go through bullet proof vests." ~ Nietzsche

"Nuh-uh, my vests made of titanium and nothing goes through titanium." ~ God

"Well then I'd shoot you with a laser that melts the titanium and then kills you." ~ Nietzsche

"No way, this is special unmeltable titanium, you can't melt it." ~ God

"Yes I can, my laser has infared, and like, ultraviolet light combined that melts even unmeltable titanium." ~ Nietzsche

"Well then I use my ninja skillz to evade the laser." ~ God

"You don't have ninja skillz!" ~ Nietzsche

"Yes I do!" ~ God

God jumps around the room, displaying His ninja skillz

"Stop it!" ~ Nietzsche

"Oh you're just jealous of my skillz." ~ God

"How can I be jeaous of something you don't have? Huh?" ~ Nietzsche

"Oh, you know you are, just like you were of my Stretch Armstrong, and you were all like 'I don't even like it! It's stupid!' then I left to get some cookies then I came back and you were playing with it, and you tried to hide it, but I saw it! You were playing with it! Don't pretend you weren't!" ~ God

"It doesn't even matter, cause my laser homes in on its target so even if you DID have ninja skillz it would find you, AND I WASN'T PLAYING WITH YOUR GODDAMN STRETCH ARMSTRONG!" ~ Nietzsche

"Not a chance, I'd go invisible." ~ God

"It goes by body heat!" ~ Nietzsche

"Well I'm cold blooded. Nyah." ~ God

"Well in that case it just destroys the entire universe except for me, so no matter where you were it'd kill you." ~ Nietzsche

"Then I'd just create the universe all over again and make it so that instead of language, people just said 'Nietzsche's a fag' over and over." ~ God

"Hey! My cousin's gay!" ~ Nietzsche

"R-... really?" ~ God

"Yeah." ~ Nietzsche

"Sorry dude, I didn't know..." ~ God

"Yeah... and I hear he thinks you're cute! Hahahahaha!" ~ Nietzsche

"Dude! Not cool!" ~ God

"My gay cousin thinks you're cu-uuuuuute!" ~ Nietzsche

"Stop it!" ~ God

"God and my cousin, sitting in a tree!" ~ Nietzsche

"STOP IT!" ~ God

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" ~ Nietzsche

"I SAID STOP IT!" ~ God

"First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then comes God pushin' a baby carriage!" ~ Nietzsche

"Dude, screw you, I'm going home." ~ God

"I win! I win the fight!" ~ Nietzsche

"I don't care, you're mean, dude, don't invite me over to play Mouse Trap ever again." ~ God

hahhaha
 
The official language of Vermont is Canadian. Easily distinguished by the repeated use of "eh" and "yep", Canadian has supplemented the original Vermontish spoken by the settlers of the island. The secondary language of Vermont is Stoner. This is characterized by oft-repeated phrases such as "Who, man" and "I need some more Ice Cream".

haaaaaaa so true
 
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