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Bob_Loblaw

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today was my first day and before school i bonged 3 beers and i drank a lot of vodka in school. somehow (i dont remember how) i got caught. i got suspended from school and arrested. i got handcuffed and everything. i guess the sirens were on but i dont remember that. all i remember was trying to get my gum out of my pocket w/ handcuffs on. but i got to go to court and I CANT GO TO SWITZERLAND!!!!!!!!!!! this fucking sucks. apparently i got caught because i fell over in the bathroom.

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wow...you're really smart...grade fuckin a...but i dont think the pos would put sirens on for something of that nature...so i think your story is a little too cool for me.

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man you're fucking stupid. glad you got busted.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
that sucks, but i must admit, it is pretty dumb to drink in school

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-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
dude, that fuckin sucks, all u were tryin to do was make school a little more interesting, fuckin school systems

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really, i needed it to wake me up. and yea, it was dumb. but it sucks. hopefully my parents will still loet me go to switzerlaqnd, but i doubt it.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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well i had to balance out all the negative u know

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

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well i read that again...and well, i have symp...wait...no...you're still fucking stupid.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
great way to start out the year eh.

Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel. If you would like to travel back in time with me, message me.
 
Well, it's probably better than getting caught dealing and doing coke at school.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
what kind of gun? FUCKIN A for givn'r befo school.

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'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
u r such a dumbass for that one and worst of all u cant go to switzerland with me and u are going to lose your lisions

Aj_Concepts has a gay mullet
 
way to give northeastern ohio a good name, fuckup.

nevermind, fuck northeastern ohio, sorry to hear that, Derek.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
dude you should have just goten trashed before school its a lot better that way

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and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet

 
i got drunk at school on the last day of school befoe summer. it was scary but fun, i didnt get as hammered as derek though.

 
i used to get stoned in school alot, at lunch i just went to the woods behind the school and smoked a blunt with some freinds. all my friends were fine with it, i was always paranoid thinking teachers were looking at me and shit. i stoped after some teacher came up to us in school and was like 'some1 smells like pot, u know if you smoke pot u should try to cover up the smell' but it was cool she didnt bust us, i dont know what she coulda done though.

 
yes i have to agree, you are an idiot, did you really expect to get away if you were that trashed?

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/\/\ yeah i agree don't bag it till you tried it... but be carful or just wait till college where no one gives a fuck if your drink

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and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet

 
yea, its not a big deal drinking in school. i did it all the time last year. i just got way too fucked up. they called the ambulance because they thought i had alcohol poisoning. i have no idea how i got caught.

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you needed it to wake you up? wtf? i hope you really didnt NEED it...if so then you deserved to get busted...not smart at all.

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i didnt NEED it, but it sure helped. i blew a .27 on the breathalizer.

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damn...so no more school for awhile though, right?

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Make turns, not war
 
just 10 days

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yea im not going to be an ass and call you a dumbass but that is clrearly a bad idea. That is why being raged as fuck is better when at schol

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
Tha'd be cool if were an alcoholic... oh wait, you are.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
lol at least u miss 10 days of school

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Camp of Champions Session E was dope!
 
Umm... ok, Jason, just cause you're a sloot faced goose doesn't mean you have to hate. And I don't drink often... goose.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
20 bucks said this didnt happen.

Derek is a little poseur bitch who thinks hes an alcholic. If you cant handel your booze then you shouldnt drink.

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tiffy....ur really gunna get it now...im not goin slow...its gunna thurst hard the first stoke

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'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
Yikes!! You couldn't get my pants off me not even if I were passed out.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
who said anything about gettin your pants off? fuck...wheres your mind

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'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
I used to get high in the school bathroom at lunch time the academic quarters were off limits so we would just sneak in and pass the one hitter under from stall to stall. I remember this little indian girl was so drunk at school one day her two friends were dragging her down the hallway literally it was funny as hell.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
my friend got suspended fer doin and dealing coke and whipits and shit in school

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
USA laws seem fucked, if i did that, theyd probably give me a glass of water and tell me to sit down for a while.

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
 
Uh..no, your sheep fucking laws are the ones that are shitty...by drinking and being a cock fuck in school you are not only wasting yourself, but you are ruining the educational experience for everyone else...if you are such a fucking badass JUST SKIP SCHOOL, you can probably have a lot more fun with your sheenenigans and not fuck over everyone else who is going to be buying fast food from you in a few years down the road

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drink and go to school dont get caught have fun but fuckin try and learn at some point jesus you fuckin morons but smokin chrons and going to school is good it helps me study :)

Go Big and Die!
 
just wait till college when they got on-campus bars and you get get shitfaced at lunch then go to an electrical lab.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
i blew a fuse on my power source once cuz i was cranked and didnt know what the hell i was doing. then i forgot to disconnect my source when i replaced the fuse and got big shock right from the source as soon as it connected. the stupid fuse didnt even blow to protect me!! my instructor was baffled.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
What is the point of getting fucked at school? You are not going to learn anything and you certainly can't enjoi it! I agree, skip class and get fucked at home. At least that way you can walk around naked and smack your boner off the banister near the stairs where we always hang the towels, like running back and forth really quick like you're falling down a ladder with your dingdong out.

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FUN COME ALIVE

 
Lanemeyers your a fucked up kid. anywasy why are you ragging on him fordrinking at school for fucks sake. Its was the 1st day nothing ever gets taught or learned on the 1st day, its a perfect time to get drunk. Being drunk at school is like being drunk at a chaperoned party. Its fuckin hilarious. some of the younger teachers will just laugh and the older ones and most likely the principles will shit on you like what happened to derek. Anyways yeti your a faggot who has experienced nothing fun in his life. one because your a racer and two because your gay. ohhh wait racers are gay. my bad. Anyways there are certain days where drinking is manditory at school such as 1st day, haloween, last day before christmas break. last day before spring break, any rehersals or prep for grad. and lthe last day of school. thats a goood 8 days of gettin fucked at school not including the sheer excitment of school dances fucked on everything. anyways for all the youngsters, schoola nd drinking mix will, do it! you won't regret it. unless you get caught.

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